Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
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Ami8919 0
YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.
VioletStrange 0
YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?
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Comments (662)
TerAki 0
YDI for not appreciating your girlfriend.
hustler123 0
haha sorry..maybe you shouldnt have picked on him 2 begin with..lol
Darkrai 0
You deserve it dude...Karma!
CheezerX 0
LMFAO! ydi...
Hacksaw 4
I can hear "Karma Police" playing in the background right now. How deliciously appropriate.
fiveonefour 0
most ppl who comment here are nerds lol. This doesn't always happen to nerds. Problem is lotsa nerds are ugly, socially incompetent and can't dress properly at all or take care of themselves in order to make themselves attractive. Some nerds do well financially and therefore are able to get hot girls n stuff but still lots don't cause they're just pure losers and even later on in life have nothing going for them except for maybe a bit of cash at best... If they were really smart they'd start getting cooler hobbies, go to the gym maybe... start dressing properly, take a shower every so often?
prettyxdemented 0
You still haven't seemed to learn your lesson. "My girlfriend works at 7-11." The way you phrased that sounds like you're looking down on her for that... just because she works at 7-11 doesn't mean she's a bad person or that she's not worth anything. Years have gone by and your ego is still ridiculously out of control. Grow the **** up, get over yourself, and accept with utmost kindness this heaping plate of YDI.
AHeroRising 0
one word, two sylliables...... DE-SERVED
lakeylove 0
I have great style and im poor and cant affords the AWWWESOME clothes that i want badly and since all the other kids are rich and live in los gatos and have big houses excpt my poorer friend who practicly lives in a shack and probally be sold. (WAAAAAAAAA) and im hot but my glasses ruin everything!!!!! I was made fun of since preschool (I DIDNT HAVE GLASSES BUT THEY THOUGHT OF STUFF AND THREW LEGOS AT MY BUTT! WELL IT felt a little bit good on my ass) and they still make fun of me but no legos. well thats what u get. and stfu @ #252 i take a shower everydayim strong 9im a girl with strntgh) And u r bein like the OP i bet ur single besides why are u sniffing ppl LOL but EPIC FIAL DUDE
Go_Home 0
Stop whining about your life, and get a grip on it. Shit could get worse so just be grateful, and learn to stop picking on people because their success can crush you. Who's the better person now?