Drugs are bad

By Mike Capobianco - 22/08/2021 02:01

Today, I came home to to find my roommate spinning on a computer chair, shitting everywhere. He'd taken Peyote. Now the whole place smells of poop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 974
You deserved it 76

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Later: Peyote-taking Idiot: Why did you beat the crap out of me? Me: "I wasn't home at all. You must have hallucinated the whole thing."

What comes around goes around.

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What comes around goes around.

Ambrily 27

And spins around, too.

A few gallons of bleach and a standing desk will fix things eventually.

TruthSoothsayer 3

Hey, I need a peyote plug. Hook me up with them digits.

Later: Peyote-taking Idiot: Why did you beat the crap out of me? Me: "I wasn't home at all. You must have hallucinated the whole thing."