Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
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Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
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Ami8919 0
YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.
VioletStrange 0
YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?
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briana83 0
#267: he's still a douche #269 = diversity fail
Jennika 0
your a douche. i hope your gf dumps your ass. u jerk.
Dawn_fml 0
Yeah, the wording of this makes it feel like a glorified pissing contest of 'who has the hottest partner' which is silly and inane way to judge lives, as well as really offensive to your girlfriend. So while I think you're kind of a dick, I wouldn't say YDI because I doubt that your picking on him made him a multimillionaire, etc, etc. Far more likely he was driven from a young age and given an opportunity. Instead, welcome to the party of craptastic lives! Also I find all the nerdrage really amusing, as an outside perspective. Seeing as I was (still am, natch) trans, bi, reclusive, and depressed during highschool all y'all took shots at me so I get some measure of Shaedenfreude from hearing you bemoaning your fates... And, as has been said before: 7-11 is a job like any other. You just have to put up with more of strangers hating on you. Coming from a retail wage-slave, too. You gotsta do what you gotsta do. This is getting longer than intended, but I find the 'nerds go to college after highschool, jocks don't' statements kinda offensive, too. Not everyone has enough money to go to a college directly from highschool due to extenuating circumstances, and jocks' lives are no different. We're all folk, and all our lives suck. Some just more acutely.
jjr10 0
The worst bit is you are still making fun of people. Who cares where your girlfriend works? She deserves better.
fifafan626 0
its probably just cause he's rich the underdog wins! should be on disney channel
mar_ki 0
Um... At least you have a girlfriend...? What does it matter where she works. 7/11 is better than nothing, right? Plus your supposed to love someone for what's on the inside, not because they look like supermodel.
Everybodyfails 0
The people who read this and think "nerds rule" all fail. Nerds and jocks have about equal luck in the girlfriend department. Neither side has the clear advantage
maxson_fml 0
Even though I doubt anyone's even reading comments this far down the list: First of all, you ******* deserved it, OP (as if that hasn't been said before) :D Secondly, you self-proclaimed "nerds" who keep battering the "jocks" are no better. 95% of the people here need to grow the **** up.
FBIWarning 0
don't see how it's karma... cuz it's not
BamBamBigaloo 0
LMFAO pwned this is y im a nice kid ^_^