By Jaws - 10/02/2011 16:09 - France

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
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imonaboat79 2

pro tip: always check with your lady first before eating the last bit of chocolate in the house. bad things can happen when you don't.

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sweet_candy_ 17

Banana peels are not that hard. You big baby.

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PSQ91 6

Big deal. Get over it you wuss.

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Alex_The_Human 2

whether op deserves it or not is completely contingent on whose cake it was, don't get between a girl and her cake!

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RiiOT09 9

not only did you eat the cake but it was chocolate cake, double offense

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babyyappld 7

you're lucky it was just a banana peel!

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banana_buddy 6

U GUYS R ALL MISSING THE POINT. She slaughtered an innocent banana to for the sake of avenging chocolate. It's because of inconsiderate bitches like her that my people are going extinct!!!

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IhatemyiPod 0

Haha! Hmmmmm.... This is quite shallow and pedantic.... Hmmmm yes.

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poppyseed420 9

no no no, the peel was from the banana he was eating while telling her he already ate the cake

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nwatso96 0

if it was chocolate YDI bcuz what if she was on her period? but if it were some other kind of cake FYL

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GrooveSponge 0

132, you sir, win, for the epic use of a Family Guy reference. :D

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Kelita 0

is that suppose to b Justin Beiber.....?? Ew LMAO!!!

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imonaboat79 2

pro tip: always check with your lady first before eating the last bit of chocolate in the house. bad things can happen when you don't.

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eman1127 0

Your girlfriend must be fat :)

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jlperry31 10

you don't look so skinny yourself asshole.

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Yeah_Thats_Me 0

Jlperry. He didn't say being fat was a bad thing, he also didn't say that he was skinny. So how about you think twice before insulting someone.

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LyricaSilvan 29

Yes, because only fat people eat cake. Also who are you to judge when you have a chubby child as your profile pic?

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Cypherrr 13

Oh the irony. Maybe it's a sign you should be eating healthy food and not junk food? =p

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puffballexhibit 0

maybe a sign he's got a fat gf, slap over chocolate cake=overkill...

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Tomatobee 4

Well goodness, how much of the cake was left?

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lil_miss_blair 0

then don't eat her cake, fool

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randiZ25 0

exactly never get in-between a women and her cake.. that's a very dangerous place..

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willis5012 0

I would never assume that someone is fake just because they are beautiful (which you are :) but if you really are just 18 you should probably change to a picture that does nit have you drinking Champaign ;)

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pdp_fml 21

Miss Blair, you are beautiful. Good advice to Op though. Never eat the last piece of cake unless asking.

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kykyshay 0

hey don't brag about yourself, miss play boy. damn, your a hoe! ps, change the picture. your whole freakin boobs are hanging out. have some pride. and don't think I am just some random jealous girl. I am a straight guy.

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GrooveSponge 0

162, actually your profile specifically says "miss". Fail much...?

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