Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
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Ami8919 0
YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.
VioletStrange 0
YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?
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redbluegreen 40
Grow up. You're just as pathetic as you were when you were in school and picking on him. Good for him that he actually made something out of his life, because he's obviously met the right people. Doesn't matter if he dumped one for another, and is possibly shallow, he still got somewhere. Also, don't be acting like your girlfriend's just a small trophy and he's got the bigger, brighter and better one. She's human, and obviously sees something in you. Nothing to do with Karma.
vrodnumb44 0
actually being a nerd doesn't automatically make you smart. theres tons of nerds at my hs school, and most of them are retarded and dipshits and play card cames and jerk off to anime ****. and on the opp side there were tons of smart kids who pulled 4.5 gpas at my HS and they werent considered nerds and partyied with the rest of us and even smoked some pot. shit i was in the middle and picked on those losers and i doubt any of them will do anything with there lives, and i talked shit to them usually only because they would say the stupidest shit and make some of the dumbest remarks and now there at city college, and i who picked on them am a aerospace enginneer and only a year away from my bach. so you kinda deserve it but i dont blame you. and if you gf works at 7/11 id hate to see what your dumb ass does.
JormpJomp 2
Well, I think youre a shallow piece of shit for caring that your girlfriend works at 7-11 and comparing her to some douche bag's supermodel girlfriend. I hope she grows some balls and dumps your pathetic ass. YDI
BaldOuting 0
um that's on you buddy.
rassannassar 0
That guys is every nerd's hero. He's like Keving James in King of Queens. The character of Doug Heffernan gives hope to chubby guys everywhere that they too can end up with a hot wife.
blowyourspeakers 0
hahahaha! that DEFINITELY made my morning! thank you. also - you. TOTALLY. deserved. it. .. in regret much? ;) oh my. what is even MORE pathetic is that you care, and you obviously want it to be you. like, you would pick a swedish supermodel rather than your girlfriend anyday. good luck ever being happy, dude.
whoisthisguy19 0
I call BS. Sorry but this story seems just a bit too fantastical to be true. Although if it is true, HAHAHAHA sucker
MikeOG 0
Just because she works at 7-11 doesn't mean she isn't hot. My imaginary girlfriend works at Walmart and she's a total hottie
xxmollyxx 25
Fool.
Bleep_fml 0
You don't even deserve the girlfriend you have if you talk about her as if she isn't worth a lot. Also, YDI for being a high school retard. I'm one of those kids who got bullied all through junior high and halfway through high school for being nerdy... Now I'm 21, a university student and a pageant finalist. What did my nerdiness get me? A job offering abroad even before I've got my degree and a freelance job designing album covers for bands. What happened to the bullies? I saw one of them pick up road trash in a bright orange uniform once.