Lingo

By Ethan - 09/03/2009 13:35 - Australia

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Today, I was having birthday dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, when her Dad asked what I'd got her. She replied, "He said he was going to give me a Pearl Necklace when we get home." I realized then that my girlfriend did not know what I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML
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hardcore_fml 0

Why would she know what you meant? Let's go through the conversation. What did you get me for my birthday? I'm going to shoot my load on your neck/chest. Now gauge the excitement upon hearing this news and discover that you're a douche. lol.

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Heidi_fml 0

Um... why would she appreciate YOUR meaning as a birthday gift? Disgusting.

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rebboy_2008 0

Dude... sounds better than Dirty Sanchez or something like that.

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owneditup 0

LOL i can picture the conversation "so watd ur boyfriend give u?" "hey said hed get me a dirty sanchez... i think its sum fancy mexican meal" BTW OP ur nasty

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shady_angel 0

hmmm... you think her dad knew what you ment?? LOL sooo funny.... you did get her a gift though right??

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ifinsane 6

Yeah the gift that keeps on givin

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mischiefkel 17

182- a 'pearl necklace' is when a girl gives a guy a ******* and he finishes around her neck and face, and since it's white, it resembles a pearl necklace. So giving someone a pearl necklace is the polite-ish way of saying he's getting a *******.

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sens3sfailing 24

HIt's a pretty shitty gift too! Happy birthday! Now suck my dick!!! -.- this is why I hate people...

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haileyshelton 14

193- Oh okay, I thought it was classy anal beads.

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piggybits 14

Fellatio doesn't need to be involved for one to receive a pearl necklace

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bobdole 0

you should have given her the angry dragon

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Cassy_fml 0

Dude, hope her parents didn't understand! Also, you shouldn't give her false expectations... I guess now you have to buy her a pearl necklace... uh, I mean with real pearls X-D!

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Katatonik 0

#2 Pear Necklace aren't beads.

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allichap2012 0

When you are having sex and right before the guy cums (either oral or insertion) he pulls out and aims at the womans neck making his sperm form a necklace

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iiDangerCloseBK 6

You must have some experience with that. (;

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hardcore_fml 0

Why would she know what you meant? Let's go through the conversation. What did you get me for my birthday? I'm going to shoot my load on your neck/chest. Now gauge the excitement upon hearing this news and discover that you're a douche. lol.

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