Today, I figured out how my birth control works. If you're on your period for four months straight you can't have sex, so you won't be pregnant. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having my period non-stop for six weeks. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
Today, I realized that without my birth control pills, I would have no idea what day it is. FML
Today, I’ve had an irregular period my whole life. I was on birth control and took out my IUD in January. I’ve had my period ever since. It’s going on 5 months now. FML
Today, I found out that morning after pills don't work if you're already ovulating. I also found out that I might become a father wayyyy sooner than expected. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
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Top comments
_whyme_o 12
I think you should see your doctor, because that's not normal :o
Wizardo 34
You should really go to a specialist for this, it could be a serious problem down the line.
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Comments (226)
SadisticKittyCat 9
It happens. see your doctor about it. if youre on something other than the pill, they could put you on the pill to help regulate it.. lol
makynen86 9
Have you talked with your doctor. If you haven't. I would be
MissBehavin77 18
As much as that sucks, I say YDI for not getting that issue taken care of after that long.
skehar 23
I kind of want to know why you put up with that for 4 months... Girl, get to that doctor pronto!
kelardy 11
i've had that problem in the past you need to speak with your doctor.
buttnut 1
pls get to your doctor. i think ya need new meds
liza1922 7
must be an iud
wintermouse 3
That's how mine worked too! It doesn't necessarily mean something is wrong. just try a different kind. People react to things differently.
Box_Cutta 2
It's okay, most guys like ketchup on their hotdogs ; )
HeWillBeLoved105 22
I think all the guys who are saying "That isn't normal" really need to shut up because really, what would you know?
Shade1982 21
Because it is IMPOSSIBLE for guys to know anything about menstruation? Are you a bit slow?