By potatoking24 - 07/01/2016 15:30 - Canada - Windsor

Today, after waiting in front of a washroom stall for 20 minutes to take a dump, I finally realized that the "person" in the stall was just a pair of shoes. FML
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OP here, not only that but when I got inside the stall, there was piss all over the seat that I had to wipe away with toilet paper. And the stall smelled like ass.

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Well, I think I just learned the best way to dispose of old shoes and increase my troll level at the same time!

Hey, at least you were kind enough to be patient... Right?

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Hey, at least you were kind enough to be patient... Right?

Yeah I guess this is what they meant when they said "nice guys finish last" :/

Why not just use a different stall?

There was probably one stall like a gas Stanton or something

wtfs a gas stanton

An autocorrected gas station.

You could have knocked

if I could physically see feet, I would have no reason to knock as clearly someone was in there. I'm sure that's why OP didn't knock. unfortunately it looks like someone thought they where hilarious and left a pair of shoes to play a stupid prank or what ever the plan was. but I would not have knocked seeing feet under the stall

You could've tried knocking on the stall door

Well, I think I just learned the best way to dispose of old shoes and increase my troll level at the same time!

Dude. You're EVERYWHERE. chill.

Whoops. How many comments per day will you approve of?

Omg I love all of your comments! you are everywhere!

2,700. Seriously, #8, this guy has lots of comments, but that's good-most of them are pretty funny. On the rare occasion when they are not, just vote him down.

He's like the new Doc Bastard

I miss doc bastard and welshite.. I wonder if they are still here.. lurking in the shadows

The last Welshite comment I saw was posted… wow, five days ago. That's forever in FML days.

No worries. I'm here. Just busy with a new puppy and work. It's nice to see that there is a new generation of commenters who are willing to maintain the comedic factor of FML. It's a good site. Also, I've attached a picture of my pup to my profile so you can see the craziness I got myself into.

Aww, he looks like fun.

No one can replace Doc Bastard and Perdix

I THINK I saw Doc somewhere around a week ago. Remember though, the guy's probably on call a lot, at least from the complaints I read on his blog about the "Call Gods".

#16. I wasn't hating on him. Sorry if it came across like that. :)

Free pair of shoes?

It was good of you to not check/wait for them!

Troll of the year award goes to...

Whom ever is walking bare foot

Did you take the shoes with you when you were done?

I would leave the shoes there for the next one

Poop in the shoes!

what a dick move