Today, I figured out how my birth control works. If you're on your period for four months straight you can't have sex, so you won't be pregnant. FML
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Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having my period non-stop for six weeks. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
Today, I realized that without my birth control pills, I would have no idea what day it is. FML
Today, I’ve had an irregular period my whole life. I was on birth control and took out my IUD in January. I’ve had my period ever since. It’s going on 5 months now. FML
Today, I found out that morning after pills don't work if you're already ovulating. I also found out that I might become a father wayyyy sooner than expected. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
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Top comments
_whyme_o 12
I think you should see your doctor, because that's not normal :o
Wizardo 34
You should really go to a specialist for this, it could be a serious problem down the line.
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Comments (226)
waterbuffalo 11
What does having your period have to do with not having sex? That's the best time with my wife!!!
jessdexter 5
ew we don't need to hear about your period problems, keep that to yourself.
Mommymommy 0
Cool story, bro. Don't text your friends pictures of your feces.
bv2332 10
Who said you couldn't have sex?
BadLuckB1118 10
Sadly I'm in the same boat man. Mirena for the loss
Spuffi 9
I had the same issue with one of the brands of birth control pill I was on. Changed it, and now it's all good and I'm back to normal. You should think about changing contraceptive :) There are lots of options out there :) hope you find something that suits you soon :)
Addicted21ove 13
change your birth control that solved my problem
pharmdtobe 1
Sounds like you need more hormone! Too little can make you bleed.
kittykick 14
I have the same problem too. First my period lasted for five months straight. I talked to my doctor, he said that it was normal in the beginning. I stopped bleeding for almost a year, but now I'm on my sixth week of period straight. FML
britbrat237 14
That's when you know you are dieing
SmEarth 5
You can have sex while you're on your period.