Today, I figured out how my birth control works. If you're on your period for four months straight you can't have sex, so you won't be pregnant. FML
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Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having my period non-stop for six weeks. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
Today, I realized that without my birth control pills, I would have no idea what day it is. FML
Today, I’ve had an irregular period my whole life. I was on birth control and took out my IUD in January. I’ve had my period ever since. It’s going on 5 months now. FML
Today, I found out that morning after pills don't work if you're already ovulating. I also found out that I might become a father wayyyy sooner than expected. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
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Top comments
_whyme_o 12
I think you should see your doctor, because that's not normal :o
Wizardo 34
You should really go to a specialist for this, it could be a serious problem down the line.
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Comments (226)
coughingcrazy 6
Sounds like a blood cell issue. Too little platelets in your blood.
lunarviolin 9
IUD? yeah I feel you girl. good thing my man is in the marines and isn't coming back for seven months.
ctcountrygirl94 6
I suggest you see a doctor. something similar happened to me and I had to have my iron levels checked and was put on a stronger birth control. plus it may cause trouble down the road if not looked into. when it comes to things like that it's always best to get it checked early.
carecam 4
You could just stop taking the pills after the third week of bleeding. Because if can't realize something is seriously wrong by that point, you're not very sharp...
blue_eyes2872 5
It takes about a year for your body to get used to it. I hate it but it helps
GAeroNKissR 26
no sex on period? news to me
anyagrande 31
Ive literally had a period non stop since i got the implant 5 months ago
FweakofCydonia 40
I've heard crazy stories of guys who actually want to have sex with people while they're on their period. Sounds crazy but they exist. o.O
abeaver 3
was it the depo shot? that's what happened to my mom, they changed her back to the pill
Dannie1308 11
you need a different birth control. i once had a period that lasted 9 months and it took birth control to make it stop. see your doctor and ask about progesterone to make it stop.