By OnlyAvailableID - 08/02/2015 08:35 - Australia

Today, I had my first threesome. It was me, my wonderful girlfriend, and her shithead cat after he decided my balls were a bag of catnip and just had to play with. Things ended pretty fast. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 066
You deserved it 3 675

Same thing different taste

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You can call that a devil's threesome ...

cartoonboy 26

Ow! I feel your pain bro! Just make sure kitty doesn't go into the room next time

Wizardo 33

This comment made my day, I'll be completely honest

incoherentrmblr 21

Time to beat those ******* up...

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

2,3,4 we have some good commenters lol.. home run. woot woot

thomasrasmussen7 20

It's never good when a pussy gets mad.

I don't want to know what the cat did to make you ejaculate so quickly