By mybossisanass - United States
Today, I discovered why my boss kept on scheduling me to work doubles almost every day. It wasn't because she knew I needed the extra money; she was hoping that my boyfriend would break up with me because I'm never home, and date her instead. It worked. FML
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  Mr_Satan  |  11

96 - For starters, manners have absolutely nothing to do with this. Sure, the boss is a bitch, and that's certainly unethical use of authority, but the sad fact is that's life. Those who are willing to abuse power to get what they want, tend to get what they want.

They also tend to end up with no true friends/loved ones, because most people eventually see them for what they are.

  vencku  |  13

Abuse of power? OP said she needed the double shifts. She should have kept a balance between her relationship and work or spoken with her boyfriend beforehand. If she just kept taking overtime, no wonder he felt unwanted. Her boss gave her the means, but OP accepted the overtime willingly.

  ironic_legacy  |  9

4 - Maybe her boyfriend didn't believe her? I mean, if I didn't show up at home until very late for a while, I don't think "My boss is trying to break us up by making me work a lot" would be a believable excuse. It sounds like an excuse that's made up on the spot.

But then again, if the OP's been trustworthy in the relationship, I don't see why her boyfriend wouldn't believe her.

  kyu_Q  |  19

OPs boyfriend deserves a woman like her boss. If my woman was working doubles I would not be entertaining her boss. He is a douche and she (boss) is a cunt. You will do better OP.

  Mr_Satan  |  11

Depends on where you live. If it's the US, different states have different restrictions. Only ones I know are for NY, where an employer has to give you 8 hours between shifts, and you can't work 6 hours without a half hour break. I doubt there are laws restricting total work week hours (other than mathematical/physics laws, of course).

  jmaurm  |  6

#8 wasn't an idiot he was saying giggity giggity about the boss trying to get the OP to date her its seems as if he was turned on that the OP is a bi-sexual

  SMHsohard  |  22

Where in the world did you get the idea OP is bi?

Let's do this again, slowly:
OP is female.
OP has a boyfriend.
OP's boss is female.
OP's boss wants to date OP's boyfriend.


  s0m3guy2010  |  21

I'd like to counter that interesting observation with an interesting fact. Do you know the human head actually weighs closer to ten pounds? That kid from Jerry Maguire apprently didn't know what he was talking about.

  rg350dx  |  29

Same thing with getting blood stains out of this motel's bed sheets, comforter, carpet and oddly enough ceiling tiles...
On a completely unrelated note, does anyone know of a good secluded and desolate area to you the stars?

  Dawnstempest  |  17

@34 I don't have an extra shovel, we can share and be shovel buddies though if you are willing. After all, you know what they say, extra hands make light work. And this hole isn't going to dig itself.

  dr_snow_bear  |  29

I've got bleach and lime, so we can clean the camp site after. Also, I saw a movie once where they made people dig their own graves. Once again just putting stuff that pops in my head out there.

  xAttackAttackx  |  25

Since you guys are going out on a nice starry night to plant flowers; the extra thick trash bags will cover them nicely but might suffocate them on the way, so use holes. The chloroform will do an amazing job if used on a soft cloth to gently but forcefully put that bitc- those flowers to sleep. You also have to use those knot tricks you learned during the time you took the Boy Scout up here. *sigh* It makes me happy to see people work together to save the world; one idi- flower at a time.

  happylawyer  |  16

It seems like you all are talking about Science class. It was not my favorite class, that is why I am not a doctor, but a LAWYER. Hope you all get...good grades.

  flockz  |  19

just wanted to let everyone know i am in no more need of lotion. however, i would like to ask if anyone has approximately 47, no 48, wet beach towels? nothing creepy going on here.

  AngelSpit  |  18

See if there are any pig farms in there area it's a great way to get rid of any compost waste you may have left over from planting the flowers they can even eat bones so if you've been hitting up KFC a lot it's a great Eco friendly way to dispose of your "remains"