Love: Today, I discovered why my boss kept on scheduling me to work...

By mybossisanass - 23/04/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I discovered why my boss kept on scheduling me to work doubles almost every day. It wasn't because she knew I needed the extra money; she was hoping that my boyfriend would break up with me because I'm never home, and date her instead. It worked. FML

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By jcstpierre - 24/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML

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By Nik - 20/02/2010 15:05 - United States

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By TrophyGirlfriend - 17/08/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML

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By meow - 16/07/2019 18:30

Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML

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By dtack2tack - 09/07/2015 13:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML

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By supervisor - 06/11/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML

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By unknown relationship - 28/06/2013 05:23 - United States - Shorewood

Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML

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By Leah - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss gave me a speech about my "motivation issues". I've been working for him for 2 months, the commissions I've made for him paid off his bills, so what are my motivation issues? I turned down his offer of a date. I have a boyfriend. He keeps asking. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 02:11 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML

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RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 23 April 2013 16:00

That's F'ed up on so many levels. Time for you to find a new job and, apparently, a new boy friend.

pokemonchick14 12

Tuesday 23 April 2013 16:01

If your boyfriend still decides to leave you after this is explained, he didn't need to stay your boyfriend anyway.

Comments

jamnglamgirlie 17

Wednesday 24 April 2013 3:34

Normally I don't think people should be violent, but in this case I'll make an exception. I want you to quit then as soon as what's done is done you jump over her desk and rip her hair out. Literally.

anon_e_m00se 8

Wednesday 24 April 2013 4:38

So, you're single now? *wink wink* *giggity giggity*

ileenefudge 29

Wednesday 24 April 2013 5:07

Your boss is one of those stupid ****** who have nothing better to do than to hit on and take guys that are already taken even though there are plenty of single guys around to go out with them. I know how it feels except it was a fellow employee that got too close to my son and his dad, and needless to say he decided to be with her. shouldn't you be able to report her to someone higher up about this?