By iLynz - 23/04/2013 06:34 - United States

Spicy
Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML
I agree, your life sucks 90 547
You deserved it 12 154

iLynz tells us more.

Yes, my brother's friend was male. No, I didn't know he wasn't straight. Yes my brother is gay. And it's kinda hard to knock when there isn't a wall separating the kitchen from the living room. We talked about it afterwards AFTER I left the room (:

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Draxanoth 15

You know what they say! Once you go gay, you say hey girl heyyy.

oj101 33

Experimentation between two friends is a lot more common than you think OP.

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oj101 33

Experimentation between two friends is a lot more common than you think OP.

Wizzlbang 10

maybe to you.

kaycol 8

Maybe it's more common but walking in on it could still leave a bad mental image

TayonaC 10

That may be true but when its your sibling you catch in the act, its a bit horrifying.

I'm sure alot of people have heard of two girls making out at a party or whatever it's obvious the same thing happens for guys too but behind closed doors since its not as socially acceptable

It's really sad though that the 2 girls making out is much more socially acceptable than 2 guys. I say let people do what they want in that respect, without the worry of ridicule

what if his best friend is a girl?

lolmigosh, you clearly fell out of the stupid tree didn't you? How can a guy give a girl a handjob?

xStaciexLynnx 15

Technically girls receive 'hand jobs' all the time. It's just given s different name when done to a woman

Yes, that name not being 'hand-job'

TheCutestLizard 28

Finger bang. I'm happy to help you out with that.

Where I'm from 'hand job' is pretty common for both genders...

#43, 1. It can be a tranny 2. Handjob could be fingering a girl

This was a handjob, not a makeout session. A little more higher on the tree.

Would people really be cool with two girls fingering each other at a party? I'm sure OP would be much less concerned if the two were merely making out.

Depends on if they're ugly or not.

43, "how can a guy give a girl a handjob" Girl wears strap-on. Why the heck they would want to do that is another story.

ManicGypsy 22

Maybe he was just teaching his best friend how to masturbate? Teach by example. That's a great way to learn, and teach. ;)

VLJACK 6

I agree! I've been there!

Wait, I never got instruction. Have I been doing it wrong all these years?

\ 28

As long as they say "no homo"

Only pre-op. ;)

sotheresthisgirl 8

Why is everyone so concerned? The point of the FML was that she walked in on her brother giving a hand job, not who was on the other end of his hand. Stop worrying about his sexual orientation. Just laugh at this extremely awkward FML.

161- Teach you how to masturbate! (No homo!)

My apologies, I was just reading the FML and didn't yet comprehend the part about the handjob until after I had posted my comment.

In what way, as the walked in or the walked on?

UnluckyDude96 8

True that :/

A guy was giving a girl a handjob? Still horrifying because that means she has a dick

Draxanoth 15

You know what they say! Once you go gay, you say hey girl heyyy.

oj101 33

Why is it automatically assumed that he is either exclusively gay or straight? There is middle ground - bisexual, bicurious or just very, very horny.

Naw man, he's gay

It's okay to be gay. Lets rejoice with the boys in the gay way! ...anyone? No? Okay...

Hey, bros help out bros. ;)

then000bster 16

I prefer answering quessstionsss with Yyyyeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*takesbreath*sss?

Lmfaooo!! hilarious

looney_mc 4

Wtf does that mean

YASSSSSSSSSS

kitsune309 15

111, Say hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way!!! I get you. I get you.

Can i like use this, it's perf! Haha I died when I read it xD

I have to hand it to you, that's quite hard to unsee.

I see what you did there

At least he wasn't using tongue.

zombieslayer83 19

Let's not ejaculate the situation here. I'm sure there's a perfectly good ejaculation for what was happening.

olpally 32

#65, you're trying too hard... Giggity...

watchmerun11 10

I see what you did there. ;)

VLJACK 6

Good one!

I see what I did here too, but thanks for pointing it out.

unsee what? he was just checking for testicular cancer

Yes, haven't you heard OP, testicular cancer is no longer tested by feeling the testicles, but instead stroking the shaft up and down in rapid succession.

it's cutting edge science my man. you should get checked more often dude, then you wouldn't be preoccupied with fact checking comments ;D

Are you kidding? I check myself everyday, you can never be too safe.

Some days a couple times a day.

Well I guess that skill could come in handy some day?

VLJACK 6

Good one!

BellaBelle_fml 23

^ Stop.

Is there a glitch in the Matrix?

lionheartkristy 7

Shoulda knocked ....

I blame the brother for not locking the door

I blame doorknobs for not having locks installed

Depends on the house, it's not likely that the brother has any say over whether or not his door has a lock on it

xStaciexLynnx 15

18- Most old houses don't. I never had a lock on my door growing up and neither did most of my friends unless they lived in a new house or one that had doors replaced.

No they don't!! NO ONE in our house growing up had a door that locked. (there were 6 of us btw)

challan 19

Somebody was knocking. Knock, knock, knocking on heavens door...

The guy getting a handjob might have

Way to ruin the joke by explaining it 54 and 56.

I think I would start clawing my eyeballs out.

BradTheBrony 19

Some people would start clawing somewhere else. Wait, clawing? No, not clawing! No! OH GOD NO, WHAT HAVE I DONE!?

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Sinamoi 18

Sounderberg.exe has crashed. Would you like to try again?

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Well, he'll probably be feeling much more embarrassed than you, so don't make it hard on him....

zombieslayer83 19

After all, he already made it hard on his best friend!

TheElBurrrito 21

That all depends on how good of a hand job it was...