Embarrassing, Clumsy, Theater, Acting and Miscellaneous: Method acting

Method acting

By Anonymous - 26/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:28 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 01:00 - Netherlands - Zwijndrecht

Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML

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By embarrassed - 18/11/2010 02:31

Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML

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Act three, scene one

By anon - 12/08/2024 14:00 - New Zealand

Today, I was performing in a community theater production. Right before my big scene, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in, but it came out with such force that I lost my balance, fell off the stage, and landed in the lap of the mayor, who was in the front row. My character’s dramatic entrance was unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. FML

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Typecasting

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I got my first acting part. I played the role of a bad boy who has to grab the leading lady's ass, who then slaps me in the face. The ass grab was done in one take. The slap required 14 takes. FML

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By me - 12/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

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By Juliet - 10/03/2011 12:36

Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML

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By pinkfreak94 - 13/10/2012 13:38 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2015 16:34 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML

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Do as I say…

By AllThatJazz - 15/04/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML

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oNikkio 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:03

Nice way to break the ice.

jf7609 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 11:54

ahhh hahaha! lucky him

Comments

jf7609 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 11:54

ahhh hahaha! lucky him

mlipro 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 5:06

So the lead guy just goes up to the girl and makes up a pick up line and it ends up with her face on his ****? Sign me up.

jair_lhao 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 10:28

you wernt surprise to land on his crotch sounds like u were aming for it lol

fatalkiss 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 5:29

lmao 54

Jenny_genie 3

Sunday 22 August 2010 16:56

did you at least by him dinner?

isallwaysme 27

Friday 18 January 2013 13:17

be like, "Is this intimate enough for you?"

IHateNoobz 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 11:56

Your ******* gay You probably wanted your face in his crotch

Shadic 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:08

Troll Attempt: 2/10

spitfire35 3

Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:32

The OP's a girl, idiot.

ipodwave 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 13:20

lmao you hate noobs?(yourself). loser troll

infiniti_G 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 17:37

BRO DAS NOT RIGHT

hypergal 1

Wednesday 27 January 2010 0:28

shadic ur hott! :P

blackmystry 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 12:24

btard

HanaxD 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 11:57

Lmao. xD

goodoldave 17

Thursday 26 January 2012 1:22

Time to practice your intimacy roll lmao

ilovebradiew 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:02

He was? ahahahjaha

oNikkio 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:03

Nice way to break the ice.

daflyinhawaiian 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 23:04

^ agreed.

neverminddd 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:16

Yeah, you're a little clumsy...

raedon 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:27

did you get the part

greenltrn2003 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:28

win

Roseicat 16

Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:30

Maybe it will get you extra credit :L

chaos753159 4

Wednesday 27 January 2010 2:41

yeah he was on right?

lexie206 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:35

maybe it was the good kind of surprised?

Sionnach 10

Tuesday 26 January 2010 13:13

That's what I was thinking. Surprised, sure, but not necessarily offended.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 19:04

Heads are heavy, and one slamming into your crotch is never a pleasant surprise. XD

Awesome58422599 19

Tuesday 6 May 2014 20:32

Speaking from experience?

Scourge87 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:53

Talk about a violent way to hit on someone eh ;D Then again, that is not the kind of predisposition a guy would usually complain about, no biggie.

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