By unknown relationship - 28/6/2013 05:23 - United States - Shorewood
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship after he told me he loved me. FML
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By  joawmeens  |  7

"Secret relationship" is just about the creepiest thing I've ever heard...

"We're in a secret relationship, so it is perfectly fine for me to sneak in your room and watch you sleep! I also took a lock of your hair, and licked your toothbrush, because I secret love you!!"

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By  joawmeens  |  7

"Secret relationship" is just about the creepiest thing I've ever heard...

"We're in a secret relationship, so it is perfectly fine for me to sneak in your room and watch you sleep! I also took a lock of your hair, and licked your toothbrush, because I secret love you!!"

By  Futacy  |  29

Well, it's not a secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly…