Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship after he told me he loved me. FML
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badgirl00069
| 19
creepy
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MzZombicidal
| 36
What a well thought-out comment!
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golden_warrior
| 23
What? This not true romance? Damn, no wonder I keep getting restraining orders
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Dynosaur_dollie
| 38
Well of course it's not a well thought out comment, she doesn't have a head! Makes it really hard to think without your head.
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wlddog
| 14
She needs to use this to her advantage. Tell him secrets cost extra, and you like cash.
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JACKxRAWR
| 22
Not gonna lie, I died a little inside when I read #1's profile. :/
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Glitter_taco_
| 10
First comment on this post and you just wrote "creepy" wtf
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SmilieAKD
| 20
Thanks because of you I looked at her profile.
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Lystune42
| 8
I kind of hate you for making me check out #1's profile too.
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Queensland
| 27
Well at least if you need the job back, he'll give it to you? Among trying to give you 'other' things..... But look on the bright side, right?
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svalaedgren
| 18
Exactly. And I'm sure OP would be promoted as well. I wouldn't want to put up that "secret relationship" anyway though.
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JACKxRAWR
| 22
#5, I'm sick of our relationship being secret. I'm pregnant.
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thatkidhesh
| 11
I feel a visit to the office by a muscular man impersonating your boyfriend could have helped more than quitting.
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XxXCrissyXxX
| 12
I guess it was a little too secret.
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DerrickJames
| 33
I see many law suits in his future.
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joawmeens
| 7
"Secret relationship" is just about the creepiest thing I've ever heard...
"We're in a secret relationship, so it is perfectly fine for me to sneak in your room and watch you sleep! I also took a lock of your hair, and licked your toothbrush, because I secret love you!!"
"We're in a secret relationship, so it is perfectly fine for me to sneak in your room and watch you sleep! I also took a lock of your hair, and licked your toothbrush, because I secret love you!!"
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Damian95
| 16
I've smelled her pillow case, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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fluffypigeon
| 8
#49- I'm pretty sure that makes you secret married
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Kc1001
| 14
Twilight anybody?
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xsilentxninjax
| 10
That is very creepy.
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Pwn17
| 25
He was probably in it a year or two longer than you were.
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Mmkay1515
| 21
You're a really good secret keeper!
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fishstick557
| 14
Ya I have this girlfriend, we love each other but she has no idea ;)
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Futacy
| 29
Well, it's not a secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly…
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Al3xv3l92
| 24
whoa so many secrets.
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tanekdrachonae
| 19
BOOM brainsplosion!
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Ambiguous404
| 6
36- that comment should have been kept as a secret
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Niz_DD
| 14
Secretception
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thatnucca
| 36
Can't wait for it to rain lawsuits on his secretive ass...
"We're in a secret relationship, so it is perfectly fine for me to sneak in your room and watch you sleep! I also took a lock of your hair, and licked your toothbrush, because I secret love you!!"