By unknown relationship - 28/06/2013 05:23 - United States - Shorewood

Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship after he told me he loved me. FML
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joawmeens 7
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"Secret relationship" is just about the creepiest thing I've ever heard... "We're in a secret relationship, so it is perfectly fine for me to sneak in your room and watch you sleep! I also took a lock of your hair, and licked your toothbrush, because I secret love you!!"

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XxXCrissyXxX 12

I guess it was a little too secret.

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MzZombicidal 36

What a well thought-out comment!

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golden_warrior 23
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What? This not true romance? Damn, no wonder I keep getting restraining orders

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Dynosaur_dollie 38
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Well of course it's not a well thought out comment, she doesn't have a head! Makes it really hard to think without your head.

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wlddog 14

She needs to use this to her advantage. Tell him secrets cost extra, and you like cash.

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JACKxRAWR 22
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Not gonna lie, I died a little inside when I read #1's profile. :/

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Glitter_taco_ 10
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First comment on this post and you just wrote "creepy" wtf

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SmilieAKD 20
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Thanks because of you I looked at her profile.

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Lystune42 8
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I kind of hate you for making me check out #1's profile too.

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Queensland 27
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Well at least if you need the job back, he'll give it to you? Among trying to give you 'other' things..... But look on the bright side, right?

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svalaedgren 18
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Exactly. And I'm sure OP would be promoted as well. I wouldn't want to put up that "secret relationship" anyway though.

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JACKxRAWR 22
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#5, I'm sick of our relationship being secret. I'm pregnant.

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thatkidhesh 11
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I feel a visit to the office by a muscular man impersonating your boyfriend could have helped more than quitting.

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XxXCrissyXxX 12

I guess it was a little too secret.

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DerrickJames 33
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I see many law suits in his future.

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joawmeens 7
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"Secret relationship" is just about the creepiest thing I've ever heard... "We're in a secret relationship, so it is perfectly fine for me to sneak in your room and watch you sleep! I also took a lock of your hair, and licked your toothbrush, because I secret love you!!"

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Damian95 16

I've smelled her pillow case, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.

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fluffypigeon 8
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#49- I'm pretty sure that makes you secret married

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Kc1001 14

Twilight anybody?

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xsilentxninjax 10
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That is very creepy.

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Pwn17 25

He was probably in it a year or two longer than you were.

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Mmkay1515 21

You're a really good secret keeper!

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fishstick557 14

Ya I have this girlfriend, we love each other but she has no idea ;)

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Futacy 29
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Well, it's not a secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly…

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Al3xv3l92 24
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whoa so many secrets.

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tanekdrachonae 19
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BOOM brainsplosion!

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Ambiguous404 6
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36- that comment should have been kept as a secret

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Niz_DD 14
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Secretception

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thatnucca 36
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Can't wait for it to rain lawsuits on his secretive ass...

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