FML : Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship after he told me he loved me....

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Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship after he told me he loved me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By unknown relationship / Friday 28 June 2013 05:23 / United States - Shorewood

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By joawmeens | 7

#5556353 - Friday 28 June 2013 12:16

"Secret relationship" is just about the creepiest thing I've ever heard... "We're in a secret relationship, so it is perfectly fine for me to sneak in your room and watch you sleep! I also took a lock of your hair, and licked your toothbrush, because I secret love you!!"

By XxXCrissyXxX | 12

#5556346 - Friday 28 June 2013 12:12

I guess it was a little too secret.

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By badgirl00069 | 19

#5556344 - Friday 28 June 2013 12:12

creepy

MzZombicidal | 36

#5556404 - Friday 28 June 2013 12:59

What a well thought-out comment!

golden_warrior | 23

#5556406 - Friday 28 June 2013 01:03

What? This not true romance? Damn, no wonder I keep getting restraining orders

Dynosaur_dollie | 38

#5556506 - Friday 28 June 2013 03:03

Well of course it's not a well thought out comment, she doesn't have a head! Makes it really hard to think without your head.

wlddog | 14

#5556557 - Friday 28 June 2013 04:05

She needs to use this to her advantage. Tell him secrets cost extra, and you like cash.

JACKxRAWR | 22

#5556644 - Friday 28 June 2013 05:07

Not gonna lie, I died a little inside when I read #1's profile. :/

Glitter_taco_ | 10

#5556677 - Friday 28 June 2013 05:38

First comment on this post and you just wrote "creepy" wtf

SmilieAKD | 20

#5556944 - Friday 28 June 2013 08:55

Thanks because of you I looked at her profile.

Lystune42 | 8

#5881566 - Monday 10 March 2014 10:54

I kind of hate you for making me check out #1's profile too.

By Queensland | 27

#5556345 - Friday 28 June 2013 12:12

Well at least if you need the job back, he'll give it to you? Among trying to give you 'other' things..... But look on the bright side, right?

svalaedgren | 18

#5556352 - Friday 28 June 2013 12:15

Exactly. And I'm sure OP would be promoted as well. I wouldn't want to put up that "secret relationship" anyway though.

JACKxRAWR | 22

#5556647 - Friday 28 June 2013 05:08

#5, I'm sick of our relationship being secret. I'm pregnant.

thatkidhesh | 11

#5556700 - Friday 28 June 2013 06:05

I feel a visit to the office by a muscular man impersonating your boyfriend could have helped more than quitting.

By XxXCrissyXxX | 12

#5556346 - Friday 28 June 2013 12:12

I guess it was a little too secret.

By DerrickJames | 33

#5556349 - Friday 28 June 2013 12:14

I see many law suits in his future.

By joawmeens | 7

#5556353 - Friday 28 June 2013 12:16

Damian95 | 16

#5556758 - Friday 28 June 2013 07:04

I've smelled her pillow case, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.

fluffypigeon | 7

#5557011 - Friday 28 June 2013 10:28

#49- I'm pretty sure that makes you secret married

Kc1001 | 14

#5557043 - Friday 28 June 2013 11:22

Twilight anybody?

xsilentxninjax | 10

#5576255 - Friday 12 July 2013 04:51

That is very creepy.

By Pwn17 | 25

#5556354 - Friday 28 June 2013 12:16

He was probably in it a year or two longer than you were.

By Mmkay1515 | 21

#5556364 - Friday 28 June 2013 12:23

You're a really good secret keeper!

By fishstick557 | 14

#5556368 - Friday 28 June 2013 12:27

Ya I have this girlfriend, we love each other but she has no idea ;)

By Futacy | 29

#5556373 - Friday 28 June 2013 12:33

Well, it's not a secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly…