Is there figuratively an only person in town who is an ex-boyfriend, or are you just using “literally” for literally no reason?

If I said that OP was being literally redundant, would that be literally redundant?

Might have hired him to make him feel better, since he’s the only person to ever be dumped in your town. Now that’s a real FML.

I hate to break it to you, but ex-boyfriends need jobs too.

That's what happens when you always date the same kind of people... same jobs, same places...