Love: Today, I discovered why my boss kept on scheduling me to work...

By mybossisanass - 23/04/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I discovered why my boss kept on scheduling me to work doubles almost every day. It wasn't because she knew I needed the extra money; she was hoping that my boyfriend would break up with me because I'm never home, and date her instead. It worked. FML

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By wtf - 01/07/2017 16:00

Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML

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By jcstpierre - 24/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML

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By Nik - 20/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML

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By TrophyGirlfriend - 17/08/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML

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By meow - 16/07/2019 18:30

Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML

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By dtack2tack - 09/07/2015 13:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML

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By supervisor - 06/11/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML

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By unknown relationship - 28/06/2013 05:23 - United States - Shorewood

Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML

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By Leah - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss gave me a speech about my "motivation issues". I've been working for him for 2 months, the commissions I've made for him paid off his bills, so what are my motivation issues? I turned down his offer of a date. I have a boyfriend. He keeps asking. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 02:11 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML

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RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 23 April 2013 16:00

That's F'ed up on so many levels. Time for you to find a new job and, apparently, a new boy friend.

pokemonchick14 12

Tuesday 23 April 2013 16:01

If your boyfriend still decides to leave you after this is explained, he didn't need to stay your boyfriend anyway.

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BadLuckDude12345 14

Thursday 25 April 2013 18:24

Wow. You have a horrible boss.

Infinity1028 3

Saturday 27 April 2013 15:59

that bitchy ass boss needs a life and your boyfriend was never your boyfriend to begin with

CzechDeCas 8

Sunday 28 April 2013 8:43

Oh shittles. Wow

Rihaan 4

Wednesday 1 May 2013 10:31

She made you switch sides? she's an ass, yes, but... Respect.

legendxs 20

Wednesday 22 May 2013 14:24

Damn girl...

love_rose18 9

Monday 27 May 2013 8:24

Please tell me you quit... -_-

darthpeaches 14

Monday 5 May 2014 20:28

Oh man oh man, ****** up....but genius.

Jhk9000 23

Thursday 18 December 2014 1:19

That's hot.

catmandont 5

Saturday 10 January 2015 5:05

Sounds like a bitch

zealove 7

Thursday 29 September 2016 10:08

Not a good excuse for your boyfriend. Just let him get his sex from your boss from now on, apparently that's the only thing keeping him interested.

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