Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML
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RedRelish
| 9
So blue balls?
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AddictGamer
| 16
She must've think you've gone nuts! In a serious note, hope she understands OP.
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ThePaperDragon
| 31
What could possibly have gone wrong in so little time? I hope all ends well!
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darkmournings
| 12
ditto
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darkmournings
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ditto
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MrConcise
| 34
She showed up at his door to kick him at the nuts for stalking her over the past few months.
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ThePaperDragon
| 31
That honestly makes a great deal of sense!
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ThatHorse
| 15
He made a move and she kicked him in the balls so hard he had to go to the ER?
That's about all I see happening unless he was already ignoring the pain of something else going wrong with his testicles and it suddenly got too bad to ignore.
That's about all I see happening unless he was already ignoring the pain of something else going wrong with his testicles and it suddenly got too bad to ignore.
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sturschaedel
| 27
She gave him a blowjob and squeezed his balls until one ruptured.
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JETarchitect
| 32
#74 I see what you did there!
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RedRelish
| 9
So blue balls?
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semitoundboss
| 4
Sounds like he had it so bad his balls literally turned blue.
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bahamit
| 18
Sounds like those blue balls officially reached critical condition to me
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4WheelBurnout
| 14
I feel like a follow up is needed from OP
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wobbly1
| 16
Worst case of blue balls ever. He should have remembered the movie There's something about Mary and taken matters in his own hands first.
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Jinxedluv
| 7
Hahah!
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Bookworm96
| 15
What the hell happened..? Considering I've had the ovary version of that, I feel your pain! Hope you feel better OP!
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alitairi
| 18
Pretty sure he got kicked in the nuts
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Jinxedluv
| 7
amen, he's fine on a serous note though.
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KayDee29
| 31
Hope the nads are alright!
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just1n12
| 18
Follow up on why you had testicular pains.
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suosi
| 21
I should go ask my ex for that answer
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Jinxedluv
| 7
hospital didn't tell him anything...I have an aunt named sue!
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JustinJK
| 21
Aw. that's got to be pretty embarrassing. hopefully you feel better and you two can laugh it off.
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nutella4life
| 14
what did she kick u? I hope you're okay.
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20bricks
| 28
I'm guessing when they said love hurts, they meant it very literally.
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MDoremis
| 38
Yikes! Not the best first (romantic) impression. Hope you're okay, though!
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AddictGamer
| 16
She must've think you've gone nuts! In a serious note, hope she understands OP.