lordslaya53

About Lordslaya53

Please ignore my username I made it when I was maybe 12 haha Guitarist/ audio engineer/ producer based out of Calgary, AB, Canada My band's name is Plaguebringer and you can check us out on Facebook and buy our debut EP on Bandcamp!

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Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

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By terdberglerforlyfe - / Sunday 7 December 2014 20:54 / Brazil - Mogi Das Cruzes

Today, at work, due to a mix up, I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors for permission to hang up. FML

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By ring-a-ding-ding - / Saturday 6 December 2014 05:18 / United States - Sparks

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML

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