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Maybe the mouse was sneaky and got into a warm house during its final hours, but couldn't go any further, and died. But srsly, I agree w u #1 Sanitation Fail!!

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well look on the bright side: at least it wasn't alive to jump at your face and slide down your throat and THEN die

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mmmmmm brake that hell off, put it in an oven for 10 minutes, add salt and pepper to taste, bam....mouse on a stick de jouer!

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there was a dead mouse in our couvh and we didnt notice. it chewed a hole in the back of the couch and went in through the vents. mice arent something that are noisy and stuff. they hide in small places.

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She's got legs, she knows how to use them... Psst, #87, how did a dead mouse chew through the couch? ;) I don't even know how that could happen. I suspect YDI but FYL anyway.

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Maybe she has a cat who goes outside. They always bring in dead animals, which are usually mice and birds.

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uahh...I have tacobell I JUST got and WAS JUST about to eat...but now I can't. I'm mnetally destrrbed and sickens out. xp haha

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#78, you know "jouer" means "to play", right? And to everyone, just because there is a rat doesn't mean it's a poor area - rats are everywhere.

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does no one on this site own a cat.... a cats sole purpose in life is to bring almost dead mice to your doorstep as a thank-you gift for feeding them and giving them a place to sleep... and then you step on it when you leave the house because they always to manage to gift you at the worst possible day im assuming this is what happened to the op

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How did you know the mouse was dead? That means you saw it.... Are you sure you didn't kill it, with your hooker heels?

I can just say... EWW and FYL if they were nice shoes then wash them with something or there are places where they could clean it.

Unless you have a cat, or maybe even a dog, there's no excuse for a dead mouse to be lying amongst the floor. Maybe FYL because it's gross, but YDI for not noticing (or smelling) a dead mouse in front of you.

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