By juwkgo - 17/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 033
You deserved it 5 583

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Maybe you should clean your house of mice

Yum, mouse kebab, did you save any for me? :D


pancakes_n_syrup 0

Maybe you should clean your house of mice

whoadangitssam 0

yeah seriously, why was there a dead mouse in your house? and how did you not see it?

JojoBrown520 0

...what a derranged thing to say... LMFAO xD!

whitley1031 0

Maybe the mouse was sneaky and got into a warm house during its final hours, but couldn't go any further, and died. But srsly, I agree w u #1 Sanitation Fail!!

Dont_Explain 3

Well atleast the mouse was already dead...

pongmaster 0

well look on the bright side: at least it wasn't alive to jump at your face and slide down your throat and THEN die

What kind of shit hole of a place do you live. You might want to consider moving.

*sings* she's got style, she's got grace...

you should call Basil the Great Mouse Dete- Oh...wait...awkward...=X

adriiana1019 0

omg this happened to me too!!! it is really disgusting

mmmmmm brake that hell off, put it in an oven for 10 minutes, add salt and pepper to taste, bam....mouse on a stick de jouer!

maybe she was outside, going to her car to leave.

amerrah 4

there was a dead mouse in our couvh and we didnt notice. it chewed a hole in the back of the couch and went in through the vents. mice arent something that are noisy and stuff. they hide in small places.

She's got legs, she knows how to use them... Psst, #87, how did a dead mouse chew through the couch? ;) I don't even know how that could happen. I suspect YDI but FYL anyway.

Maybe she has a cat who goes outside. They always bring in dead animals, which are usually mice and birds.

AnonymousGalifrey 1

you mean detroit? hahaha

Spoozie 0

uahh...I have tacobell I JUST got and WAS JUST about to eat...but now I can't. I'm mnetally destrrbed and sickens out. xp haha

Tenebrae 0

#78, you know "jouer" means "to play", right? And to everyone, just because there is a rat doesn't mean it's a poor area - rats are everywhere.

@sundog- a mouse can get in any house any where u dumb fuckin noob

so fucking what, clean your heels and get over it!!

does no one on this site own a cat.... a cats sole purpose in life is to bring almost dead mice to your doorstep as a thank-you gift for feeding them and giving them a place to sleep... and then you step on it when you leave the house because they always to manage to gift you at the worst possible day im assuming this is what happened to the op

117, mice and rats are completely different animals...

JacksonCampbell 9

Anyone else think of deadmau5?

Did someone say deadmau5??? :D

I am sooooo sorry....>.< eeewwww

Yum, mouse kebab, did you save any for me? :D

killahitlah 0


I want some too! Gimme!!!

Melkezidech 0

Why would you want a mutilated mouse corpse

DogmaT_fml 4

if same op... she found the daddy! DX

lilbyrd43 0

How did you know the mouse was dead? That means you saw it.... Are you sure you didn't kill it, with your hooker heels?

purplemnm 9

mmm with BBQ sawsh ? delish

whitley1031 0

good point #88

Awww ...ur so lucky now you have a lunch :)

I can just say... EWW and FYL if they were nice shoes then wash them with something or there are places where they could clean it.

r1cthj 0

those are some sharp heels

you could probably kill someone with those.

how do you know it was dead beforehand?

MissRachieee 3


chloe2114 4

yep...fuck ur life

froggi_fml 0

poor mousie..

Unless you have a cat, or maybe even a dog, there's no excuse for a dead mouse to be lying amongst the floor. Maybe FYL because it's gross, but YDI for not noticing (or smelling) a dead mouse in front of you.

yeah?! cuz where u live the ground is made of mice leftovers?!

Killer heels!!

eeewwww did it make a squishy noise??!!