Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML
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Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Today, on my way home from school, I accidentally stepped on a dead rat. That gross squishy feeling and the sound of its bones cracking… I'm never going to forget that for the rest of my life. FML
Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML
Today, I went out wearing the highest heels I had, but was nervous about falling because I'm such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
Maybe you should clean your house of mice
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Yum, mouse kebab, did you save any for me? :D
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Comments (161)
Pearljammer001 0
op= original poster
Tootsiee 0
YDI for leaving in a nasty house, and it was probably a Rat, next time don't leave out the maggots you crushed on your way over to kill the vampire Rat.
Hotwheels23 0
eeewwwwwww
MegaPerson87 0
Mickey! Nooooooooooo!
redbeater 5
now eat it.
Jen_J_the_J 0
i actually flinched and got sick images. nasty. u must have loads of mice and have 4 ages 4 em to just walk round the house. r dumb mice. at least thats one less.tho u have taken a soul off the earth. mouse killer :/
_DANTE_ 0
OP, can you step on Jen_J_the_J, too?
Jen_J_the_J 0
and the mouse is clearly dead because u stepped on it, dont say it was dead already <.<
piinkbunnii 1
piinkbunnii 1
I bet that's how it wanted to go anyway. By a sidewalk- stomping- ribs breaking- put a hole in your side killer heel. Yup that's it's dream. And you made it come true.
323Felicity 0
Well a stiletto shoe exerts more pressure than an elephant's foot, so they say, so it would be pretty easy to stab a mouse with. Also, you would know whether or not the mouse was already dead because if it had been alive, there would be lots of blood and ick, but if it was already dead, the mouse would be all stiff and the blood would be dark and coagulated. Plus, the OP's house doesn't necessarily have to be dirty or gross to have mice, anyone who doesn't have a few cats around or an exterminator come over regularly will have them. So FYL and hope you were able to get your shoes clean!