Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML
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Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Today, on my way home from school, I accidentally stepped on a dead rat. That gross squishy feeling and the sound of its bones cracking… I'm never going to forget that for the rest of my life. FML
Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML
Today, I went out wearing the highest heels I had, but was nervous about falling because I'm such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
Maybe you should clean your house of mice
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Yum, mouse kebab, did you save any for me? :D
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Comments (161)
beccabites 0
cool
kazumaslayer666 3
at first I was like :O but then I lol'd
Pearljammer001 0
well, look at the bright side, lunch is taken care of.
saranottelling 7
"Today, I was running around a house and decided to take a nap. When I woke up a woman had stepped on me and the heel of her shoe went right though my body. She had just stepped in dog poop. I died and left my 23 wives and 567975 children on earth. FML" You Meanie!
kamkak 0
lol!
Icarus_II 0
"NOOOOO!!!! MICKY MOUSE!!!! HOW COULD YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF?!?!?" good job OP.....you monster
Domonator 16
Another vampire-mousie that won't be back to suck hemoglobin.
Official_Person 0
No! You killed Jerry! You asshat!
Icarus_II 0
asshat ^ WIN
davemania 0
it's about time... I mean Tom has been trying for over 20years now :/
saranottelling 7
What is Tom going to do now? Without Jerry his life is nothing.
coldblood 4
well tom sucks
saranottelling 7
The OP is very gassy and just thought she farted. I've been there.
thedivinecomeD 0
damn!!! next time don't sharpen your heels!!!
awsome_100 0
ewwwwwww hope is washable