Miscellaneous: Night on the town

Night on the town

By klutz - 27/02/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I went out wearing the highest heels I had, but was nervous about falling because I'm such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML

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By dumbass - 06/09/2012 06:46 - United States

Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML

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A little stiff and rusty

By Footloose - 11/09/2023 14:30

Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML

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By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML

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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2013 19:35 - United States - Calexico

Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML

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By dannyfanny - 28/08/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML

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By Triple F - 07/03/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to find my hot neighbor, with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose, feeling quite confident. Upon taking my first step down the stairs, I fell forward. I woke up an hour later with 7 stitches in my head. FML

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By grossfoot - 31/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 06:02 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML

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Nice try

By groundedasfuck - 24/05/2014 20:24 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

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PureGold 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:38

That totally sounds like something I would do xP. I'm sorry, I hope your ankle heals quickly!!

Nickoten 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:42

Oh, irony. :(

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PureGold 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:38

That totally sounds like something I would do xP. I'm sorry, I hope your ankle heals quickly!!

hard_candy 25

Wednesday 17 December 2014 15:11

I don't even know how to wear heels. I manage to trip over my own feet quite often enough though.

Nickoten 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:42

Oh, irony. :(

yryehc 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 1:08

irony you are a bitch mother.

0___0 9

Saturday 28 February 2009 5:34

Haha accidents like that always catch you while you're off guard :(

blah_blah_shity 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 6:59

haha sucker! man i hate it when people use the term "klutz". who the **** though of that?! its stupid and it makes you sound like a brainless shit bag who lacks vocabulary...and did i mention a brain? it pisses me off so bad!!! "clumsy" is a word! that and "bratz". its ******* BRATS?! learn to spell. shit. in fifty years, communication is going to be reduced to gurgling and grunting.

yojoeletsmakeout 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 13:19

oh crap. that suuucks.

me_me_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 7:25

lol that sucks. Understandable that you can't walk with heels tho.

Tikal_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 17:35

Oooh the irony. Get well soon :)

texmas 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 7:01

I've actually done that - it's not as unusual as you think. Your ankle tendon was loosened and weakened by being stretched in heals. When you switched, it was all lose and wobbly and not stretched anymore. Like if you have a fat friend who borrows your trousers that are too small. She wears them all day, you're worried they're gonna rip, but somehow they don't. But as soon as you put them back on, they fall off, because they've been stretched out.

madame_malfoy 4

Friday 6 March 2009 14:38

that is me RIGHT there...my friends love to rip on me for it...i can walk around for hours in high heels...and i dont even wear them other than special occasions...i wear converse which are the flattest shoes ever...and im perfectly balanced walking or running in high heels...i tip over while STANDING in one spot, on level ground in flat shoes...