Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML
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Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Today, on my way home from school, I accidentally stepped on a dead rat. That gross squishy feeling and the sound of its bones cracking… I'm never going to forget that for the rest of my life. FML
Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML
Today, I went out wearing the highest heels I had, but was nervous about falling because I'm such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
Maybe you should clean your house of mice
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Yum, mouse kebab, did you save any for me? :D
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Comments (161)
Caz_the_Spaz 6
now you definately know it's dead.
Freeze_fml 17
You sound like a dead mouse is something you normally see.
Phaa 0
Wash and good to go :)
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Maybe she works in KFC?
Ucla_cupcake 0
At least it was already dead
bethanysaccount 0
ew at least the mouse was dead. if it wasn't you would of heard it squeal and really feel bad
NGM_47 0
So is the FML that your new heels got dirty or that you stepped on a dead mouse?
FernandoTorres_fml 0
No, it's because the OP left the front door open and came back to see everything in her house stolen. But she forgot to mention that of course. ...
Ochi_fml 0
you just have rats lyin around? time for spring cleaning
bluebubblems 0
ewwwww! epic fail :]
iRobynM 0
bahahahaahahahahahaha!! ewwww
nmsm 1
eewwwwwwww! That's nasty. I bet it felt good though. Squishy, with a crunch of bone thrown in there.