The geyser

By Anonymous - 15/05/2020 23:00

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Today, my girlfriend was on top in reverse cowgirl. After she orgasmed, all I heard was, "Oh fuck" and she clenched her butt to try stop, but it was too late, she shot diarrhoea up my stomach, chest and neck. The only reason I didn’t get any in my mouth was because it all got caught in my beard. FML
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Casper___t 14
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You could say you fucked the shit out of her. In case you ever wanted to say that.

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ViviMage 38

Empty yourselves out first before sex!

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Sady_Ct 37

🤢🤮

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PawgPower 3
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Freaks will say it’s sexy

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Casper___t 14
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You could say you fucked the shit out of her. In case you ever wanted to say that.

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ViviMage 38

Empty yourselves out first before sex!

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Cowgirl1293 26
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I laughed. I'm sorry, but I hope you both jumped in the shower to clean up.

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7and7is 20

All my stories begin with how much I made her cum and how my amazing beard saved my life too.

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P DarklyKira 14

What a shitty situation to be in

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Adam Classen 2
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you screwed the shit out of her!!!

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lifeis4me 20

If you’re still with her that’s real love, because I don’t know how many people would be able to look at their partner the same

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