The geyser

By Anonymous - 15/05/2020 23:00

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was on top in reverse cowgirl. After she orgasmed, all I heard was, "Oh fuck" and she clenched her butt to try stop, but it was too late, she shot diarrhoea up my stomach, chest and neck. The only reason I didn’t get any in my mouth was because it all got caught in my beard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 287
You deserved it 316

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You could say you fucked the shit out of her. In case you ever wanted to say that.

ViviMage 38

Empty yourselves out first before sex!

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Sady_Ct 37

🤢🤮

Freaks will say it’s sexy

You could say you fucked the shit out of her. In case you ever wanted to say that.

ViviMage 38

Empty yourselves out first before sex!

I laughed. I'm sorry, but I hope you both jumped in the shower to clean up.

All my stories begin with how much I made her cum and how my amazing beard saved my life too.

P DarklyKira 14

What a shitty situation to be in

you screwed the shit out of her!!!

If you’re still with her that’s real love, because I don’t know how many people would be able to look at their partner the same