The geyser

By Anonymous - 15/05/2020 23:00

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was on top in reverse cowgirl. After she orgasmed, all I heard was, "Oh fuck" and she clenched her butt to try stop, but it was too late, she shot diarrhoea up my stomach, chest and neck. The only reason I didn’t get any in my mouth was because it all got caught in my beard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 949
You deserved it 400

Same thing different taste

Top comments

You could say you ****** the shit out of her. In case you ever wanted to say that.

ViviMage 38

Empty yourselves out first before sex!

Comments

You could say you ****** the shit out of her. In case you ever wanted to say that.

ViviMage 38

Empty yourselves out first before sex!

I laughed. I'm sorry, but I hope you both jumped in the shower to clean up.

7and7is 20

All my stories begin with how much I made her cum and how my amazing beard saved my life too.

P DarklyKira 14

What a shitty situation to be in

lifeis4me 20

If you’re still with her that’s real love, because I don’t know how many people would be able to look at their partner the same