Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Today, on my way home from school, I accidentally stepped on a dead rat. That gross squishy feeling and the sound of its bones cracking… I'm never going to forget that for the rest of my life. FML
Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML
Today, I went out wearing the highest heels I had, but was nervous about falling because I'm such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
Maybe you should clean your house of mice
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Yum, mouse kebab, did you save any for me? :D
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Comments (161)
btothedog16 0
at least you know the heels are sturdy. :-)
Menick47 0
Um. YDI for allowing dead ninja mice to just pop up on your floor. I mean c'mon?
penguindude7289 0
clean up after your mess
crazycornn 0
suck it up. it's not that big of a deal :|
Kirashai 9
Yeah, those stilettos can be a bitch.
kamkak 0
Don't be such a whiney bitch. Wipe your shoe and get over it.
paramorefan125 0
nasty.....
sarahcheetah 0
omg that is so terrible :(
lendahandmanda 0
How do you know it was already dead? you probably impaled it with your heel and it probably bled out and suffocated until it finally died after minutes of horrific pain and suffering. That's gross and it probably was dead before you kebab'd it, but maybe try to not leave so much crap around your house that you attract mice. Maybe we should call Niecy Nash from Clean House for you. YDI.
caligurl10 0
whats op mean?