Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML
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Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Today, on my way home from school, I accidentally stepped on a dead rat. That gross squishy feeling and the sound of its bones cracking… I'm never going to forget that for the rest of my life. FML
Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML
Today, I went out wearing the highest heels I had, but was nervous about falling because I'm such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
Maybe you should clean your house of mice
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Yum, mouse kebab, did you save any for me? :D
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Comments (161)
pr0adam 0
should probably not have dead mice around the house, they smell incredibly bad idk how u didn't notice it before impaling it's skull with your kicks
Donish1786 0
ew!!!
jsrussell8 0
i think the mouse should be posting this. youre not the one with a whole through your stomach.
Six23 1
How did you not see or smell the dead mouse beforehand?
Phelpski 0
That's disgusting!! Maybe you should have spent some time cleaning up dead animals from your house rather than shopping for new shoes!
AEM_Racer1320 0
Umm.. Seriously, OP, cry me a river, build me a bridge and get the **** over it. Seems to me you're the kind of person that would cry if a bird pooped on your car. It's not a big deal. It seems like Fmylife has turned from awesome FML stories to whiny little girls like this one who complain about stupid shit that has no effect on their life.
coldblood 4
i found a dead mouse on the sidewalk.... i have a rolling back and i found out i accidentally killed it
coldblood 4
bakpack i mean
Batman4890 0
FYL?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?! think about the ******* mouse!!!!
mslush 0
why would you have a mouse anywhere you'd be walking? gross.
RapidRawr 0
well at least your saving money on mouse traps, one heel at a time