Today, while serving a rather large party at the restaurant where I work, I mentioned that the soup of the day was "to die for". After the hosts gave me weird looks, it dawned on me that the reason they were wearing all black is because they've just come back from a funeral. FML
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null_fml
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#71: Reminded them? Yeah, I'm sure they had forgotten all about their loved one at that point. I know right after a funeral, I'm always all, "Grandma who? Fuckit, let's go eat."
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Jespin5
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you should have said you had killer steaks and a deadly ice cream sundae!
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r1cthj
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ouch, you should have seen that coming though, I mean comon... they all were wearing black...
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Ochi_fml
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maybe they were all goth?
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jinky58
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Naw if it's a big party people generally dress fancy, like suits, tuxes, nice dresses, etc. All of those tend to be black. It's easy to not realize right away.
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Otto12
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i call shinanagens! first off, they couldn't blame you for not knowing they had just come from a funeral. second, it's just a figure of speech. and lastly, your life isn't fucked. so they gave ypu wierd looks, who cares? you might not get a good tip, but that's not your fault at all
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DogmaT_fml
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was the restaurant the last place dead person ate at? lol
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zZPedobearZz
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i smell a fake
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jamieeeee
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worst FML ever..
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AngryNinja
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it's not nessecarily fake, but it is a horrible fml. embarrassing, sure, but accidental.
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Mrjosephramon
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Rofl
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BoarderBoy15
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wow u dumb bitch u just reminded them of a loved one that has passed on yea that's real nice
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infinitii
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Don't be too hard on yourself OP it was an honest mistake anyone could've made.
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null_fml
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#71: Reminded them? Yeah, I'm sure they had forgotten all about their loved one at that point. I know right after a funeral, I'm always all, "Grandma who? Fuckit, let's go eat."
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LmaoLolRofl
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that's stupid on their part. who goes to celebrate after a funeral. oh shiz grandma just died. let's go eat!!
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daniisme
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83 wins. fullstop.
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ps2stony
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lol 83 I luv u
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sleepyman
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HAHAHAHA their friend that died is a little late
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HolaGurrl194
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i know they just came from a funeral but its not like you knew. they shouldnt take it so personally geeze.
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tenterhooks0_0
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bahahaha! agreed!
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HeathyLoo
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maybe they died from the soup ? o.o
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vansbabe66
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hahaha that's funny
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youdidwhatnow
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lmao
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daneeyoll
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LOL
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vansbabe66
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first..... hahaha talk about akward!!
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choosemusic
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be a little observant next time, yeah?
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OBCD_fml
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could've been a business meeting, honest mistake
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Hunter109
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man that sucks...I woulda killed myself
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pleasenopuffin
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That really blows. I hope they still tipped you. Besides, f*ck them if they can't take a joke.
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Domonator
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Your "nailing the coffin" pun is to die from.
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perdix
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There's a term for not leaving a tip that is particularly fitting in this context. Please see below.
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orangesodaftw
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You receive an A for tact, OP.
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SuiGeneris01
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they shouldve elbowed you the the ground
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facingforeverr
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hahaha woww....that is soo funny....
somme good shit rote herre loll
woww hahaha i almmost pissed my fucking pants holy shit
somme good shit rote herre loll
woww hahaha i almmost pissed my fucking pants holy shit
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Sun_Kissed18
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Its just an expression, not like she would have known that it was a funeral
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Thunderbender
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Really not that bad.
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musicmaniac925
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oh boo hoo, they'll get over it.
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Meowxkittyxkitty
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i agree, i mean, who goes out to eat after a loved one passes away anyway??? thats retarded. if someone i knew passed away i would just wanna go home.
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davemania
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yeah well they sure deserve it!!
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xStiglich
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omg you are stupid... after funerals people, everyone goes out to eat together. ur fucking dumb.
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DonkeyDelight
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No, it was the after party (not much of a party tbh). I went to one when one of my relatives died.
I understand what you mean though. Being at one is pretty intense and horrible.
This comment has went on way too long.
I understand what you mean though. Being at one is pretty intense and horrible.
This comment has went on way too long.
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newsgit
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yeah, but it's supposed to be at the family's home.