Sting operation

By tingleballs - 28/04/2016 14:57 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I put some of my wife's eucalyptus oil in my bath to make it relaxing. I soon found out the amount I used was about 100 times more than you're supposed to use. It took an hour of burning agony to find out the only way to get even a hint of relief was to cover my nuts in yoghurt. FML
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Tamandua 19

I guess you weren't koalafied to use that oil.

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saifnaqvi11 21

Step 1. Take random product Step 2. Pour randomly in bathtub without reading directions Step 3. ????? Step 4. Um... You get baby skin? I'm not sure what you were trying to accomplish here.

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Welshite 39

You'll be the most popular man among the koalas for awhile. You should wear a cup just in case they start chewing.

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Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Didn't you read how much to apply before applying it onto your skin?

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saifnaqvi11 21

Step 1. Take random product Step 2. Pour randomly in bathtub without reading directions Step 3. ????? Step 4. Um... You get baby skin? I'm not sure what you were trying to accomplish here.

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gemstone586 12

He was trying to relax, as stated. You DO realize that eucalyptus oil is a very strong oil that takes like 2 drops, right? it would be pretty easy to make this mistake.

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Kitouran 30

Yeah, but a hundred times? That obviously means he just winged it, or he would have realized his mistake and redrawn his bath.

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andrmac 25

What he got was hot nuts!

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Tamandua 19

I guess you weren't koalafied to use that oil.

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SOILEDIT 51

No, he wasn't koalafied to read the instructions.

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

Leaf it to OP to make a silly mistake like this! ...oil let myself out :3

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TonierShadow 19

I wonder if urban dictionary has a word for dipping your balls in yogurt?

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False_Stupidity 41

Thanks Welshite, you've totally turned me off tapioca pudding for life...

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jdw17 13

God bless your balls. I hope they fully recover.

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TMWhisp 22

A little goes a long way, man. Good luck telling your wife about this!

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davisjenny81 30

Does anyone know what the chili pepper by OP's name means?

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tarlax 11

It means OP's balls feel about as hot as chilli peppers right now.

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Shadow9876 19

Burning balls = Chili Pepper

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

#20, it means Now Show Friends and Workmates :)

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vaderislord 6

You are supposed to mix essential oils with a carrier oil(grapeseed, coconut, etc) before applying them to skin, ingesting them, and even before putting them in bathwater. Make sure to mix them together before pouring them in, don't pour them in separately. You can do a little research on google to find the ratio, sites like edens garden, young living, etc should have them. Water does not dilute oils, and they are too corrosive and volatile to just pour in without proper dilution. It is harmful and as you unfortunately found out, can burn your skin.

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