By killer - 17/07/2010 14:54 - United States

Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 761
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New version of mouse trap?

Your cat-like reflexes would make you an excellent ninja. Poor mousie :[

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New version of mouse trap?

dead to América Infidels

lol @ 1 better than the cage?? that would be a weird feeling I think

ouch poor lil mouse

Well, that solves tonight's dinner issue.

I enjoy how instead of comments being made after the first, they reply to it instead =P

:'( Poor mousie. May you rest in pieces.

oh wow you killed a mouse... your life is so fucked.

I'd like to gives thanks to monsanto. if only they though of this before agent orange. god bless monsanto.

Poor Jerry, Tom is really happy now.

why is it an fml ??? because u killed a disgusting mouse that eats everything ?? or that u stained the carpet ??

44- OP may have been outside and maybe she feels bad for killing it as a girl i know that would freak me out o.O

I would have screamed my lungs out until I started coughing up blood!!

if only mice could post FMLs.

Today, my mom, Minnie told me that my dad, Mickey had a whale drop on him, hence taking his life. Now my mom has to do triple run to get that cheese and raise our rat pack. Fuck you, Free Willy!  FML

too bad he's stupid

ewwwwwwwww !!! nasty as hell. fyl for going through that lol.

awwwww :( poor mouse!!! eww too thts nasty.. i culdnt live if i ever stomped on a mouse i would feel soo bad and disgusted blegh! aww:(

haha great description..."it crunched" hahaha

its more like f the mouses life

it was a female!!!!!

so you killed a mouse. that sucks for the mouse! what are you whinging about?

it's a mouse!! don't be a pussy!

wow this us a gay fml I don't see how stepping on a mouse is a fml ...ooooh big deal

Ew! x] God that must Suck.

_Vamp_ 9

Oh god, you killed Jerry you bastard!

save me the ribs please

this seems like a win

come pa we eatin good tonight!

ydi for killing a mouse

ooooo that's terrible!

BOOM FALCON... STOMP

Your cat-like reflexes would make you an excellent ninja. Poor mousie :[

i saw someone kick a squirrel yesterday how sad

well you got rid of it

i would have used a mouse trap but hey if it works!!

fat ass mouse killer!!

Why is this such a big deal.? These FMLs are getting worse by the days. 

Maybe the OP doesn't like KILLING?!

Yeah, ew. I don't even like killing bugs, let alone a rodent.

I have a lot of mice in my back yard can I hire u?

Pretty gross. My boyfriend ran over a possum and I heard it pop. Very disturbing.

Pop goes the possum!

Aw man.. That made me sad

You murderer!!!!!111one

F the mouse's life

Why is "it crunched" the punchline? What did you expect it to do?

I believe that's her "FML". Even I still have a horrible memory of accidentally stepping on many beetles and hearing that disgusting and horrible crunch. Gives me goosebumps. never gonna get it out of my mind. ever.