Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML
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Monado
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New version of mouse trap?
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ArtIsResistance7
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Your cat-like reflexes would make you an excellent ninja. Poor mousie :[
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Monado
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New version of mouse trap?
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sasukesharingan
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dead to América Infidels
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xXLeeLeeXx
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lol @ 1 better than the cage??
that would be a weird feeling I think
that would be a weird feeling I think
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LolAtYourFail
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what?
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louie111887
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ouch poor lil mouse
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SeeBrendenBurn
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Well, that solves tonight's dinner issue.
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Monado
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I enjoy how instead of comments being made after the first, they reply to it instead =P
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ShorTiE4LyFe
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:'( Poor mousie. May you rest in pieces.
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mfmylifesrsly
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:(
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spaceshan69
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oh wow you killed a mouse... your life is so fucked.
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Giorgio272
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I'd like to gives thanks to monsanto. if only they though of this before agent orange. god bless monsanto.
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7mood75
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Poor Jerry, Tom is really happy now.
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chocolatedrop
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oh...nasty..
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wiggz1990
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why is it an fml ??? because u killed a disgusting mouse that eats everything ?? or that u stained the carpet ??
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RachelBerry_fml
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44- OP may have been outside and maybe she feels bad for killing it as a girl i know that would freak me out o.O
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HonestJoe
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I would have screamed my lungs out until I started coughing up blood!!
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JokingJoe
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if only mice could post FMLs.
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eazyeeze
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Today, my mom, Minnie told me that my dad, Mickey had a whale drop on him, hence taking his life. Now my mom has to do triple run to get that cheese and raise our rat pack. Fuck you, Free Willy! FML
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ILoveMyXbox
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too bad he's stupid
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sexybitch92
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ewwwwwwwww !!! nasty as hell. fyl for going through that lol.
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msyelowbubblegum
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awwwww :( poor mouse!!! eww too thts nasty.. i culdnt live if i ever stomped on a mouse i would feel soo bad and disgusted blegh! aww:(
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megiscool123
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haha great description..."it crunched" hahaha
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hahaiseeyou
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its more like f the mouses life
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zltzlt
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it was a female!!!!!
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zakkyzebra
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WINNNN
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11colio11
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so you killed a mouse. that sucks for the mouse! what are you whinging about?
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thatonek1d
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it's a mouse!! don't be a pussy!
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gamefreak935
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wow this us a gay fml I don't see how stepping on a mouse is a fml ...ooooh big deal
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lovesuckz123
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Ew! x] God that must Suck.
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_Vamp_
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Oh god, you killed Jerry you bastard!
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numbers878
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save me the ribs please
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granthm
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kill shot
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isaiaha11
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this seems like a win
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CraZyxo5665
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come pa we eatin good tonight!
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FreddyMustDie
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You cruel person
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christa953
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ydi for killing a mouse
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comedychick
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ooooo that's terrible!
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immazombeastxD
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BOOM FALCON... STOMP
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kennyFTW3fiddy
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fag
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ArtIsResistance7
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Your cat-like reflexes would make you an excellent ninja. Poor mousie :[
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allen20
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i saw someone kick a squirrel yesterday how sad
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softballgirl16
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well you got rid of it
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senalina
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i would have used a mouse trap but hey if it works!!
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nateball
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fat ass mouse killer!!
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JeffGoesRawrr
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Why is this such a big deal.? These FMLs are getting worse by the days.
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ShorTiE4LyFe
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Maybe the OP doesn't like KILLING?!
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mackmillydilly
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Yeah, ew. I don't even like killing bugs, let alone a rodent.
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lorenzobalderas
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I have a lot of mice in my back yard can I hire u?
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chasin_butterfli
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Pretty gross. My boyfriend ran over a possum and I heard it pop. Very disturbing.
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BrownSugar_fml
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Pop goes the possum!
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LightningLadyy
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hahaha!
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angeldogeyes
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Aw man.. That made me sad
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erockinthesuburb
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You murderer!!!!!111one
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picklezz123
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F the mouse's life
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Arsonnist
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Why is "it crunched" the punchline? What did you expect it to do?
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ruby29
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lol at 16.
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Asscake
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I believe that's her "FML".
Even I still have a horrible memory of accidentally stepping on many beetles and hearing that disgusting and horrible crunch.
Gives me goosebumps. never gonna get it out of my mind. ever.
Even I still have a horrible memory of accidentally stepping on many beetles and hearing that disgusting and horrible crunch.
Gives me goosebumps. never gonna get it out of my mind. ever.