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Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML

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You deserved it

By killmyself / Friday 23 January 2009 19:50 / United States

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

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You deserved it

By hinting - / Monday 17 June 2013 16:43 / United States - Dearborn

Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML

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You deserved it

By Fatty Fatty Fatso - / Sunday 5 May 2013 00:41 / United States - Somers

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML

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By xx-look-at-xx / Saturday 13 April 2013 00:14 / France - Auriol

Today, I was discussing possible career choices with my relatives. Pretty much everyone expressed the belief that I'm screwed for life, with my grandma commenting later: "She ain't even got the tits for porn. God help her." FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By flea-bitten - / Saturday 6 April 2013 19:41 / United States

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