Miscellaneous: Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels,...

By juwkgo - 17/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By whydoihavecats - 04/08/2015 19:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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By killer - 17/07/2010 14:54 - United States

Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML

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Alas, poor Kermit

By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

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By chairlee - 07/11/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML

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By klutz - 27/02/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I wore out the highest heels I had but was nervous about falling because I am such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML

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By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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Hello little guy

By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 00:00

Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML

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By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:08

Maybe you should clean your house of mice

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:09

Yum, mouse kebab, did you save any for me? :D

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aaronm120 1

Thursday 18 February 2010 5:58

at least u couldve brought it to the trash without touching it

bezach 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 5:59

traila park princces is pimpin her outfit

Spoozie 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 6:36

I was ABOUT to eat my tacobell i just got...but I changed my mind now.. hahahaha(:

uns211 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 8:21

At least you were wearing shoes

astro2 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 12:30

buy a pet snake or a cat :)

awesome8021 3

Thursday 18 February 2010 12:38

**** the mouse's life he dies then gets skewed haha

Jen_J_the_J 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 13:06

DANTE just cause u rape mice theres no need to b such a fuckard >:|

_DANTE_ 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 21:37

Oh, grow a pair.

kylehogg 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 13:37

then take the godamn mouse off

CamoChick13 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 14:05

soo? just pull it off wipe off ur heel n ur done!? idiot..

Geckofreak97 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 14:53

#46 L Lawliet pic lol deathnote rulez and FYL that sux real bad. Stepping on it is bad enough, but skewering it? Devil's prank, I say.

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Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML

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Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML

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Today, after my dad declared that Rick and Morty is a terrible show, I caught him watching it and laughing his ass off. He grounded me. FML

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Same thing different taste

Alas, poor Kermit

Hello little guy

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