By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 319
You deserved it 5 096

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Those would be some awfully soggy socks to wear around...

Landed on your face, broke your toe. Kappa

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Those would be some awfully soggy socks to wear around...

awildwhisper 30

Mr. Clean would be impressed.

The thought of wearing wet socks makes me cringe...

Landed on your face, broke your toe. Kappa

Hooray logic! You never* fail to disappoint.

websphere69 27

Well that's one good way to clean up...

These socks that act like a dry mop and clean your floors while you walk around.

But are your floors clean? that's what's important.

Britt125 16

Mop socks? That sounds pretty gross, I could see maybe socks that like sweep up dust, but mop? Like wet socks? Ew. But still, sorry you broke your toe.

Had to google mop socks to be sure, but they are like the sweeper dusty type socks, not actually wet.

At least you can mop the blood up now.

spacefish966 18

Well..... sucks you got your ass kick by a pair of " mop socks "

orios105 18

ouch. sorry to hear that OP. but they probably proceeded to say, " WHAT ARE TOOOOES!!!!!! " no nobody nvm.