By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 668
You deserved it 6 395

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

That is toetally a leg-itimate fml.

sounds as though you should go commando

Comments

That sounds horrible

Dumbass, I guess just try and be more careful next time?

#1 show some sympathy you jackass.

Why show sympathy? It's pretty hilarious.

Be a little more nice.!! She just broke her toe!!

Pretty your a liar and noone likes you, just shut up. And #1 you probably got horny to this FML

It's just a toe... Anyways, how hard did you have to pull to make that happen? Lmao.

99- That's what she said.

Wouldn't it have been your big toe? Or were you putting your leg in the opposite hole? If so you should've seen that coming :D

Thought that only happened in movies..guess I was wrong.

I don't think I've ever seen that in a movie.

I see that in alot of romantic-comedy movies. The woman is putting on her clothes after they had sex. She, dramatically, trips big-time from putting on her panties. Normally, the woman falls somewhere next to the bed, into the dresser, or into the nightstand lamp.

That is toetally a leg-itimate fml.

haha "leg" i see what you did there xD

That was way toe much humor for me.

Oh, didn't see the toe pun in number 6. It Achilles me too see I copied him...

You guys really nailed those puns.

I wish I could come up with these quick witty stuff to say like everyone else..

You can do it 132. Just gotta' put your soul into it.

136 - Don't you mean "sole"? I mean you guys need understand the overARCHing theme here.

Maybe there to small for you...

When a Grammer Nazi meets another Grammer Nazi, it is such a rare occasion. So rare, that in about nine months after, the start of a new gen of pure Grammer Nazi sadly, is born.

When one Grammar Nazi meets another Grammar Nazi, it is such a rare occasion that what? That's an incomplete sentence.

42-Please leave, your too young to know what I'm saying

You're* Bring it on, bitches.

No thanks, I'd rather not start the War of the Grammer Nazis. But thanks for the offer!

119- Grammar Too late.

My grammar is so bad, that it created a grammar Nazi war :(

You grammer nazis bugg me who cares if there grammers ronge it not like people cant read the comment if there grammers ronge . ;)

What is your picture of shelta?

TorturedXeno 27

Good thing France has better healthcare coverage than the USA.

Not to be a knee slappin banjo playin dumb overly patriotic hillbilly, but did you really have to bring the USA's failures into this? We all know that our country sucks. Haha. American jokes. So funny.

I wouldn't say our country sucks. There is obviously room for improvement but most of us are pretty well off.

Here we go again let's all gang up on the USA and pretend they are the only country out there with quite a few problems in their government.

Only Americans can reference any of our failures, no exceptions. Along with commenting on one, so no non Americans can comment after this. Thanks.(no responses from non Americans need to reply)

America, despite it's problems and failures, is among one of the best. I agree with room for improvement, but come on, what about all the good?

101: You can't really say only Americans can comment if your American because that's non-American like, considering the first amendment and all (freedom of speech). 106: I know right?

7 I love how you get so many thumbs down for saying the truth

You may have better healthcare than the average American, but what do you seriously think is going to help a broken toe? Broke mine last week and had enough common sense not to go waste my insurance on something they'll tell me to take tylonal for.

France? When the fuck have you won a war?

sounds as though you should go commando

thanks for That awesome picture in my head. :)

It's a guy

In that case it is even more awesome. *pushes glasses up with one finger*

A guy wearing panties? What did I miss?

24- where did you read that it's a guy? Unless I'm missing something on my iPhone, I'm pretty sure it's a lady.

24 - Shame on you for forgetting to turn on your sarcasm font. You're confusing poor 143.

Thong or other kind of underwear

why does it even matter? lol

She said panties... So no it's not a thong it's panties... I think panties are much sexier than thongs anyway

I thought thongs were a type of panties, or am I wrong?

I hate the word "panties".

83, you're not wrong. Thongs ARE a type of panties.

Thongs were invented to remove "panty lines" on models. Or as cheap sandals.

Thong is a type of underwear. Panties is used to refer to normal underwear. If you look up panty fetish you won't find pictures of girls in thongs...

Why are you looking up panty fetish?

If you aren't blind then life is only gonna get worse for someone like you.

Look on the bright side. You don't need your little toe. My teacher told me that we will eventually be born without the little toe.

Nicely optimistic. :)

Actually, you do need it in order to keep your balance.

It is actually your big toe that is your center of balance.

Sounds like your teacher needs to lay off on Phil Of The Future.

Both the big and little toe are very important to balance. I see people with out a little toe fall all the time cause of it.

Your balance on your feet is from the main part and only the big toe, the pinky toe is not needed for normal balance

Does your teacher also believe that we evolved from apes?

Well if he did, newmandotcom, he wouldn't be a very good teacher! I suggest you actually read up on the theory of evolution before trying to debunk it with arguments from ignorance. For example, "apes" are held to share a common ancestor with humans, not to be direct ancestors of us. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go before the smell of your ignorance causes me to pass out.

74 - Do you? Do you see people without little toes fall all of the time? Where do you observe this, pray tell?