By coolster5000 - 02/05/2015 16:36 - Canada - St. John's

Today, I clogged the toilet in the one-man bathroom at the corner store, with a line of about 5 people waiting outside. FML
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OP here, I find all of your "shitty situation" comments very unoriginal;) but funny all the same. I ended up just telling them I went in and found the toilet like that, but I'm not sure they believed me whatsoever.

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Just come out exclaiming your disgust at how you found a clogged toilet and warn the others in queue about it ;)

Own it and tell everyone to not eat the fried chicken at that store.

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Boy that sure is a crappy situation! Okay, I'll go reevaluate my life choices now...

You probably should....

You knew better..

Gettin' real tired of your shit.

your name fits in so well

What a waste of a perfectly good FML comment spot

Run, just run before they notice

Well... Shit...

I can't wait to read the "shitty situation" comments in 3...2...1. They're so original.

Verbally anticipating the inevitable puns is just as bad as the puns themselves.

Anticipating about anticipating comments is equally awful.

On tipoff #4 being too late since #1 is exactly that

That's actually ironically savvy... I don't understand what dorks would give you negative reviews... WHO DID THIS MAN OFFEND TO GET NEGATIVE 24 THUMBS DOWN! It must be the Sarcastically Impaired!

I mean there's only two options really. One is to tell the people to hold on and notify the employees, and the other is to simply just bolt and never see any of them again :l

The second option sounds more like my kind of reaction. No explanation just bust out of the doors running and screaming like a mad man with a trail of toilet paper stuck to your shoe.

Just come out exclaiming your disgust at how you found a clogged toilet and warn the others in queue about it ;)

After being in there for 5 minutes? :O

OP was in there for a while trying to unclog it for everyone, duh

Sorry about that, I never should've had those beans.

Well it looks like you can never return there again.

That's a shitty situation |: (;

*bang* Alright, who's next?

Own it and tell everyone to not eat the fried chicken at that store.

Works all the time

That's why I never do number 2 at public restrooms.

I imagine that, given the situation, OP was REALLY desperate.

Good point. Emergencies are emergencies! In that case, pretend like nothing. You'll probably never see them again anyway.