Today, I clogged the toilet in the one-man bathroom at the corner store, with a line of about 5 people waiting outside. FML

By coolster5000 - 2/5/2015 16:36 - Canada - St. John's

I agree, your life sucks

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OP here, I find all of your "shitty situation" comments very unoriginal;) but funny all the same. I ended up just telling them I went in and found the toilet like that, but I'm not sure they believed me whatsoever.

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By ZoroMiHawk | 25

#6280386 - Sunday 3 May 2015 12:36

Just come out exclaiming your disgust at how you found a clogged toilet and warn the others in queue about it ;)

By briang959 | 46

#6280398 - Sunday 3 May 2015 12:43

Own it and tell everyone to not eat the fried chicken at that store.

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By KayDee29 | 31

#6280377 - Sunday 3 May 2015 12:27

Boy that sure is a crappy situation! Okay, I'll go reevaluate my life choices now...

HarshD9619 | 34

#6280413 - Sunday 3 May 2015 12:56

You probably should....

Epikatz | 22

#6280414 - Sunday 3 May 2015 12:58

You knew better..

OhYouMad | 12

#6280705 - Sunday 3 May 2015 20:56

Gettin' real tired of your shit.

noah_1234 | 24

#6281991 - Tuesday 5 May 2015 6:49

your name fits in so well

thebakingseal | 21

#6283108 - Wednesday 6 May 2015 12:14

What a waste of a perfectly good FML comment spot

By tacojauns | 45

#6280378 - Sunday 3 May 2015 12:29

Run, just run before they notice

By Scryll | 17

#6280382 - Sunday 3 May 2015 12:32

Well... Shit...

By briang959 | 46

#6280383 - Sunday 3 May 2015 12:32

I can't wait to read the "shitty situation" comments in 3...2...1. They're so original.

Sandsh8rk | 36

#6280493 - Sunday 3 May 2015 15:47

Verbally anticipating the inevitable puns is just as bad as the puns themselves.

coklara | 15

#6281143 - Monday 4 May 2015 6:34

Anticipating about anticipating comments is equally awful.

False_Stupidity | 41

#6281145 - Monday 4 May 2015 6:38

On tipoff #4 being too late since #1 is exactly that

Drosophila82 | 18

#6281974 - Tuesday 5 May 2015 6:14

That's actually ironically savvy... I don't understand what dorks would give you negative reviews... WHO DID THIS MAN OFFEND TO GET NEGATIVE 24 THUMBS DOWN! It must be the Sarcastically Impaired!

By rydin10 | 18

#6280385 - Sunday 3 May 2015 12:36

I mean there's only two options really. One is to tell the people to hold on and notify the employees, and the other is to simply just bolt and never see any of them again :l

Stazza11 | 27

#6280980 - Monday 4 May 2015 2:51

The second option sounds more like my kind of reaction. No explanation just bust out of the doors running and screaming like a mad man with a trail of toilet paper stuck to your shoe.