Does it matter?

Of course it matters! Details!

Would you want to do blue hairs?

She shouldve replied, "In color and in length ;)" that would have turned him away

she could have double rainbow pubes

I bet we could find some white gold.

Methinks I'd rather the carpet be non existent.

I get this question way too often.

32 or groomed into the shape of something hilarious.

My rule: If it moves, it doesn't matter how furry it is.

My money is on hardwood flooring! I never liked carpets...

- 32 Do you prefer your women having Hard Wood floors?

If there's grass on the field, play ball. If there's no grass, make mud.

32- But that would take Shag out of Shagging :(

Ask the guy, "Are you as thick down there," pointing at his crotch "as you are up there?" pointing to his head.

He could be bald?

"I wonder if the carpet matches the pubes" - Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Haha

47-Are you a MILF?

92- Someone being a MILF is an opinion, not a question

Maybe if he would've used drapes instead of curtains, he would've got an answer... got to be classy with these situations...

No, I just used random numbers when I set my birth date. I'm younger than my profile says.

Who has carpets anymore?

109, you mean you're younger than -65 years of age?

Nice

Carpet sucks! Gotta have shined floors. Better to eat off of!

61- I've always liked, "if there's no grass on the field, play in the mud."

I definitely didn't get this FML until I read the comments... FML

It must be soft and long I color doesn't matter.

It must be soft and long I color doesn't matter.

88- Where you replying to 82? Because I'm pretty sure he meant "thick", as in "not very bright". Not a thick head of hair . . .

a men

Mabey your granddaughter but not you

Directed at 47

Mine is in the shape of the Batman symbol

Nobody else asks that? I must be out of the loop...

Do they???? Lol

yes.

Girls who don't like razor rash on their private parts! And even when you don't get razor rash it still itches and you get a shit ton of ingrown hairs. That hurts!

Greatest comment wver

Heard this phrase before but I don't understand the meaning behind it

Yes

Not

crotch

classic..

It says she's a natural blonde.

The guy probably meant if it was well groomed like her hair.

29 - Nope.

Yeah you could be right. I've never seen blonde pubic hair. It's always dark brown or black. I still don't see why the guy cares. That's why I thought the other thing.

Pubic hair is normally the same shade as their eyebrows. And their nipples are usually the same shade as their lips (both) Yes, I've done research. Lol

I just took the time to test both those claims. They're true haha. I'll never look at eyebrows the same again.

wow.

67 - Then explain white skin colored Latin people with dark brown (almost black) nipples who also have pinkish lips?

112- those exist?

He did say usually.

he probably ment the curtains int the bar:)

124 - Uh yeah? -.-

...Excuse me?

I think he's meaning boss... But who the **** knows on fml anymore?

-thinks- I wonder what gave that away?

^The part where he complemented her hair :D

the part where a guy came up to her in a bar. what is it about desperate women that they think bars are the place to meet someone for anything other than a quick encounter...?

Yeah! Don't they understand that the real world is for desperate people, and that they should stick to Internet dating?!

5- you just described every mans motive for everything

ah yes 113, bars or the internet are the only way to meet people. thats EXACTLY the point i was trying to make and in no way is it stupid at all.

and that's bad cuz???

Not every mans ... Some men in this world have some manners and respect women ... While all the rest .... No comment

#181, since when does curiosity represent a lack of manners, and or a lack of respect? Although the information ( carpet vs drapes) is of a personal nature, it is no more disrespectful than a woman asking a man what he does for a living. Wanting to know whether a blonde persons pubic hair is also blonde doesn't make a man a pervert, just as a woman asking a mans profession should not label her a golddigging *****. Google curiosity if your still having issues.

^^^^ Your Username Is Jizzwold o.o Anyone See ANYTHING Wrong W/That ?

Whats wrong with that???

That IS generally what guys go to bars for

You're just slow...

But they were 24 minutes quicker than yourself What does that make you? :o

I didn't get it either. But then, I like to pretend every other word out of people's out is NOT something sexual.

I meant slow as in retarded, you meant slow as in time... Now what does that make YOU?

A person trying to make a sarcastic joke to be funny, and failing at it?

Since when did she say that was the time she worked it out? that was the time she replied you ******* dumbass

yeah sure...

Would you have preferred him saying, "Is the color of your pubic hair the same color as the hair on your head?"

Nope. More preferred if the douche didn't expect to get in OP's pants automatically. Buuuut, since she was in a bar it's a YDI situation.

Ur picture COMPLETLY contradicts ur comment...

Not every person who goes to bars is a ****, you know

What would you have done in the situation? i would've snogged him shitless then bitch slapped him till he cried.