By Scoudrel - 26/2/2021 17:01

Having multiple jobs may have its benefits

Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML
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By  juggalo2  |  15

A unique hair color might be a sign that she is down for whatever. I hope she is bi and joins you and your girlfriend for a threesome. Then they both dump you at the climax, and you can enjoy your unique blue balls. You totally would deserve it.

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By  juggalo2  |  15

A unique hair color might be a sign that she is down for whatever. I hope she is bi and joins you and your girlfriend for a threesome. Then they both dump you at the climax, and you can enjoy your unique blue balls. You totally would deserve it.

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  giraffe_poop  |  8

both of these answers 😆😆😆

By  tounces7  |  27

You're not a "Scoundrel", you're scourge to humanity. You're basically the reason people(women in your case) learn to distrust others in relationships. I honestly hope the heavens send a meteorite straight down at your head.