Having multiple jobs may have its benefits
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A unique hair color might be a sign that she is down for whatever. I hope she is bi and joins you and your girlfriend for a threesome. Then they both dump you at the climax, and you can enjoy your unique blue balls. You totally would deserve it.
Why the hell are you getting someone's number, when you have a gf? I hope she finds out and dumps you YDI
If I was your waitress I'd flirt with you and say OMG my morning job where are we going on our date? Is this your sister!"
Might as well toss that number in the trash, because now SHE has YOUR number.
I hope she served you the Blue Waffle. Do not search the internet for that one.
In the words of John Lennon "instant karma"
No sympathy for you, devil. You can just **** off.
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A unique hair color might be a sign that she is down for whatever. I hope she is bi and joins you and your girlfriend for a threesome. Then they both dump you at the climax, and you can enjoy your unique blue balls. You totally would deserve it.