Having multiple jobs may have its benefits

By Scoudrel - 26/02/2021 17:01

Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML
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OrySoma 11

ya know maybe dont be a scum bag

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juggalo2 19

A unique hair color might be a sign that she is down for whatever. I hope she is bi and joins you and your girlfriend for a threesome. Then they both dump you at the climax, and you can enjoy your unique blue balls. You totally would deserve it.

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juggalo2 19

A unique hair color might be a sign that she is down for whatever. I hope she is bi and joins you and your girlfriend for a threesome. Then they both dump you at the climax, and you can enjoy your unique blue balls. You totally would deserve it.

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OrySoma 11

thats assuming he could even man up and get them both to climax unlikely

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giraffe_poop 8

both of these answers 😆😆😆

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FireMars 14

Why the hell are you getting someone's number, when you have a gf? I hope she finds out and dumps you YDI

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rainbowdonnareed 18

If I was your waitress I'd flirt with you and say OMG my morning job where are we going on our date? Is this your sister!"

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OrySoma 11

ya know maybe dont be a scum bag

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The_Cat_Scientist 7

You are a dick cheese

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JasonThorn 19

Might as well toss that number in the trash, because now SHE has YOUR number.

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tounces7 27

You're not a "Scoundrel", you're scourge to humanity. You're basically the reason people(women in your case) learn to distrust others in relationships. I honestly hope the heavens send a meteorite straight down at your head.

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RichardPencil 30

I hope she served you the Blue Waffle. Do not search the internet for that one.

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rainbowdonnareed 18

In the words of John Lennon "instant karma"

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BurnInDemonFire 33

No sympathy for you, devil. You can just **** off.

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Anzubar 5

so...3 way?

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