Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
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Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML
Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML
Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I met a nice guy who wanted to chat. I didn't want to be the bitchy type and throw him the "I have a boyfriend" line right away, so I conversed with him. When he asked was I single I, of course, said no. He yelled at me and made a huge scene about me leading him on. FML
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML
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Top comments
writerchic85 26
There are people out there who can't feel good about themselves unless they're tearing others down. Shake it off and feel pity for him. He's probably not much of a person himself.
NYM88 26
You should've asked him if he was an asshole. No? Well you look like the type!
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Comments (59)
Cads1 24
What does a single person look like other than standing by them self.
RMLrapemylife 14
Like me.. Ugly..
MrDonSalvetti 27
What a prick...
ScarredVox92 16
That guy was savage. no chill.
writerchic85 26
There are people out there who can't feel good about themselves unless they're tearing others down. Shake it off and feel pity for him. He's probably not much of a person himself.
AChaoticFray 25
I think I'm gonna screenshot your comment!:)
Krypt1c 11
I think OP shoulda kicked him in the shin and made him a little smaller
Brandi_Faith 34
Perfect comment 3! It still amazes me how people can be so mean, and on purpose for no reason. The only thing putting op down did, was make him feel better. Which, as 3 said, is really sad. How messed up do they have to be, and how horrible was their life that they have to hurt others to make themselves feel better? And what is wrong with them that hurting someone else actually makes them feel good? They're seriously screwed up. Just feel bad for him and move on op.
ZombieSazza 34
He sounds like an asshole, just ignore him.
tranced_ 45
Nailed it!
smellslikecome 12
Sounds like a massive thundercunt to me...
NYM88 26
You should've asked him if he was an asshole. No? Well you look like the type!
tranced_ 45
This comeback not good enough
Gaernem 17
Being called an asshole or anything for that matter is hardly offensive for me. Words mean nothing.
vreid 20
Nothing wrong with being independent! Shake it off OP
esamolwan 18
what an A-hole he probably has no life and seeking for everyone's saddness like his
zaps327 11
And on your left you will see what you should never say to someone. Sorrt OP, people like that deserve a shovel to the face