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By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

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By ZAS - 22/08/2012 16:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML

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By nonexistant - 29/10/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML

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By okaythen - 04/10/2013 09:37 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML

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Dazed and confused

By criley - 24/06/2014 01:56 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML

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By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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"Nice guy"

By missseloit3 - 13/03/2018 19:00

Today, I met a nice guy who wanted to chat. I didn't want to be the bitchy type and throw him the "I have a boyfriend" line right away, so I conversed with him. When he asked was I single I, of course, said no. He yelled at me and made a huge scene about me leading him on. FML

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By Rejected. - 22/11/2009 17:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML

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writerchic85 25

Saturday 20 June 2015 14:30

There are people out there who can't feel good about themselves unless they're tearing others down. Shake it off and feel pity for him. He's probably not much of a person himself.

NYM88 26

Saturday 20 June 2015 14:34

You should've asked him if he was an asshole. No? Well you look like the type!

Comments

Cads1 24

Saturday 20 June 2015 14:29

What does a single person look like other than standing by them self.

RMLrapemylife 14

Sunday 21 June 2015 1:35

Like me.. Ugly..

MrDonSalvetti 27

Saturday 20 June 2015 14:29

What a prick...

ScarredVox92 16

Saturday 20 June 2015 18:00

That guy was savage. no chill.

writerchic85 25

Saturday 20 June 2015 14:30

There are people out there who can't feel good about themselves unless they're tearing others down. Shake it off and feel pity for him. He's probably not much of a person himself.

AChaoticFray 25

Saturday 20 June 2015 15:39

I think I'm gonna screenshot your comment!:)

Krypt1c 11

Sunday 21 June 2015 2:47

I think OP shoulda kicked him in the shin and made him a little smaller

Brandi_Faith 33

Sunday 21 June 2015 6:50

Perfect comment 3! It still amazes me how people can be so mean, and on purpose for no reason. The only thing putting op down did, was make him feel better. Which, as 3 said, is really sad. How messed up do they have to be, and how horrible was their life that they have to hurt others to make themselves feel better? And what is wrong with them that hurting someone else actually makes them feel good? They're seriously screwed up. Just feel bad for him and move on op.