Face the facts

By ugly - 15/04/2011 06:43 - Australia

Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 037
You deserved it 3 372
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

danz123 7

Just tell her: 'And people with skills like yours shouldn't be wasted in a hairdresser's like thi-oh wait, you've got no skills so you belong here, my bad. :)'

50 3

Comments

MrGold 0

Did you post this FMl Julia?

4 0
ijrnelson 0

I lol'ed at 1s comment, then read the replies, and now I've turned on her. you suck Julia! :p

0 1
magixx_fml 0

agreed. you're not funny, you're just a bitch.

1 0
magixx_fml 0

yes but it looks like Juliaa describes herself as ugly on her profile... you'd think she'd be nicer or at least somewhat funny. ?

1 0
insanesna1l 0

because 13 was responding to 1. dont worry op, i get told all the time i have ugly hair to go with my beautiful face

0 0
TroII 0

Julia is the 1st commentor's name.

0 0
dre_bro11 12

There's a lot of Aussies on this site now :) I like.

0 0
MissBunny25 0

17, I was going to say that! Juliaa, you have accomplished the feat of making yourself look like a dumbass! what are you going to do now? Go to dumbass land with the other FML tards? I thought so.

1 0
ILoveEggnog 7

Msbunny! You make both of me very happy.

0 0
5t3ff1k4h 44

57 - Your comments are so funny! I'm so happy to know that's what helped you climb to the top of the ladder, where you're now able to greet Julia in Dumb-ass Land. It must feel nice to be the hostess of the place. Congratulations!

1 0
veteranvoyce 2

don't listen to her, Bunny, I'm with you! 60 is just trying to live up to her strongly-worded, hard assed 'about me' info section she wrote..

0 1
KleenexWaffle 3

Come on everyone, stop fighting with each other. We're supposed to be pointing and laughing at #1 for being a self centered conceited bitch! And OP for not getting plastic surgery before going for a haircut. A nip here, a tuck there, and you'll never have to have the low self esteem that results in you being ashamed of who you are and what you look like.

1 1
5t3ff1k4h 44

62 - That's my personality. It's just who I am, therefore I don't need to 'live up to it'. In all honesty, her comments are kind of dumb... but in any event I was half joking when I posted that.

0 0
lilblondefreak 6

what's YDI ? ? someone tell me(:

0 0
HappyCynic 0

77- "You deserve it"

0 0
MissBunny25 0

Thanks so much, 62 :) However, 71 is correct! I am the governess of Dumb Ass Land. If you build it, they will come.

0 0
robotiick 12

yea op dnt worry I'm just plain ugly so fml n fyl

0 0
DjeePee 24

Sigh...if there's one thing that bothers me it's thinking that people who are mean to others are just jealous, whilst the only thing they are is mean.

15 2
mariazzz 5

there goes my trying to make OP feel better lol. Still what a bitchy hairdresser!!

5 0
docscientist 9

The whole "You're just jealous" bit is overplayed though.

3 1
Agiggleaday 0

It's not overplayed if its true

4 3
unfortunate_13 5

indeed 41, someone with perfect hair will not go and complain about other perfect hair being wasted. she's mean AND jealous.

6 0
woosah 16

hairdressers can be such bitches and they love starting gossip.... I bet she was jealous of her hair for sure and needed to say something and start shit. hair salons are nothing but gossip they thrive off of it.

1 0
brunettegurly 0

I love your photo mariazzz hahahaa

0 2
laurabev 9

Wow o.o don't let it get to you OP :)

8 0
danz123 7

Just tell her: 'And people with skills like yours shouldn't be wasted in a hairdresser's like thi-oh wait, you've got no skills so you belong here, my bad. :)'

50 3
KVKdragon 26

great comeback :)

2 0
ijrnelson 0

but *after* she finishes cutting your hair :p

10 0
evillittleme 5

looks like tabatha needs to teach this mole hairdresser a lesson!

1 0
Iskaria 0

Good hairdressing does require skill tbh... I have really dodgy hair, a 'cows lick' thats part of a natural side parting, a double crown, and another 'cows lick' at the nape of my neck. Plus my hair's quite fine. -Most- hairdressers make a complete bollocks of it, with one side appearing shorter than the other even though it's not, or it being cut as though a middle parting, or it being cut too light at the back and it sticks out... However a good hairdresser can make it look great :D

0 0
SeaChicken 0

Hey and you've got great teeth! Let it be.

0 0
MrGold 0

Nice rhyme. Did anyone catch that?

0 0
sourgirl101 28

I wish I had your magical eyes because I don't see it and I don't know why.(:

0 0
MrGold 0

Maybe you need some glasses. Here take mine "Hands over 3D glasses". Now do you see!!

0 0
sourgirl101 28

I'd rather you pass the blunt you're smoking 'cause I don't see it. ):

0 0
MrGold 0

No! You didn't put ins on this.

0 0
sourgirl101 28

But I do have a whole bottle of Jager! Maybe a trade is in order? *Shots Shots Shots Shots*(:

0 0
MrGold 0

Ok you got me. A toast and a puff!

0 0
Miss_Michaela 10

Yeah well, it's true. She is just jealous. Don't have her cut your hair, or do anything to it. In fact, make a formal complaint, and never have your hair done there again. :P

4 0
tammy0312 6

You could have complained and asked for a refund. I mean it's not like they like you anyway. And beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You'll find someone who appreciates you if you haven't already, and you'll realize the rest of the world doesn't matter. Until then YOUR opinion is the only one that matters, as long as it's not corrupted by outside sources. If so then you should get treatment for your self image issues.

14 0