By Anonymous - 07/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML
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littlemonster94 15

In my head I'm imagining some guy standing in front of you with a clipboard..... "No! You will not do!" He's not worth your time...

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chocolateisyum 12

Ah I'm so sorry! I'm sure you are beautiful, just try looking for another guy :/

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NeatNit 32

You don't look like a girl; you look like an angel :)

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fishstick557 14

Well that wasn't cool feel better OP you will meet someone soon and they will think you're the most beautiful girl in the world :) chin up!

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AKGirlinSD 20

OP, that guy is a douche bag. You'll meet someone who will believe you're the prettiest woman on this earth, both emotionally and physically. At least you dodged a bullet with that guy.

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daminantion 14

What did Op expect trying to pick up a date at a BAR???

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alycion 38

Yea definitely not sweet nor funny.

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fml121785 14

Agree! I think she dodged a bullet there, this guy sounds like a giant asshole! If that's how he turned you down after just meeting you, imagine what he says when he's really pissed!

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alycion 38

If he's not attracted to her, there are nicer ways of handling it. Being hurtful in the process is unnecessary and cruel.

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ScaughtieHolden 11

Maybe OP pressure the guy into telling her why. I'm sure a lot of FMLs are skewed from not having the full story.

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Incredidanny 5

OP said she met a guy. So yes, he must look like one.

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fml121785 14

Maybe he just looked like a guy, but was really a girl. And maybe this girl that looks like a guy was only attracted to guys that looked like girls. Do you see where this could get confusing to a straight person who has never been in the gay/bi/trans scene very much? This is actually referring more to a previous FML where is was trying to explain that there are so many relationship mixes out there nowadays that it can get very confusing! I have a lot of lesbian friends and I drive them nuts asking them so many questions. lol Someone just please write a book about it! In OP's case I think he looked like a guy and she looked like a girl, but he was just a huge dick!

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mackdeezy 22

You dodged a bullet there. You dont need a shallow bastard like him.

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Ameel_fml 19

Nor does she need an insensitive asshole for a boyfriend. He could have easily said he wasn't interested or he was taken. He didn't have to tell her she doesn't look like a girl. :(

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littlemonster94 15

In my head I'm imagining some guy standing in front of you with a clipboard..... "No! You will not do!" He's not worth your time...

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enormouselephant 15

How about less dickness on your end? Oh wait, can't subtract what's hardly there.

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andyyroxx 20

Dude, that's low. It doesn't matter if you were joking, some people can take it more personally than you'd wish. OP, I bet you're beautiful. That guy was just a cum napkin.

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ironichalibut 24

At least he didn't ask if you were buying tampons for your girlfriend while you were on your period?

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cocacola999 27

Let me guess... He works as a cashier?

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peachesncreem 21

What's wrong with being a cashier?

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peachesncreem 21

Never mind. Caught up on the last few FML's :)

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Enslaved 36

Passed FML reference. Awee you, newbies and less FML addicts. :P

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iChompYa 18

I'm sure he was an ass trying to be funny, don't let this bother you

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