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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 01:33 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

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By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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You deserved it 5 016

By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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You deserved it 8 392

By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 06:02

Today, I saw a guy at a bar that looked cute. I didn't dare talk to him, though. When I was on my way home, drunkenly singing the entire way, I finally noticed he was walking along behind me. Probably for about 15 minutes. FML

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You deserved it 519

By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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You deserved it 12 195

Don't even try

By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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You deserved it 4 795

By desperate - 26/09/2009 14:15 - Denmark

Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML

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You deserved it 52 229

By Marie - 27/07/2010 07:46 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 253

You deserved it 5 166

By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 5 096

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 23 November 2014 14:41

Well, he's clearly a dick so I think you lucked out, actually.

abattior 18

Sunday 23 November 2014 14:41

What an ass. don't worry OP you are better off!

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abattior 18

Sunday 23 November 2014 14:41

What an ass. don't worry OP you are better off!

TheViPeRisT 8

Sunday 23 November 2014 14:42

wow, such originality.

abattior 18

Sunday 23 November 2014 14:43

wasn't looking for one :)

T_Young96 13

Sunday 23 November 2014 15:13

His beer goggles hadn't fully kicked in, poor guy.

Vestin 18

Sunday 23 November 2014 18:18

Many compassion. Very clairvoyance. So backpatting. Wow.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 23 November 2014 14:41

Well, he's clearly a dick so I think you lucked out, actually.

til_niagaraxfall 10

Sunday 23 November 2014 19:20

I didnt mean to thumbs down ur comment!

mohamed_H 21

Monday 24 November 2014 8:25

You didn't have to write that you know?

magickitten 26

Sunday 23 November 2014 14:47

Oh my! He could have been more polite.... But yeah - cliched response alert - you had a lucky escape from a man who sounds like a bit of a dick!

foxwasalamb 24

Sunday 23 November 2014 20:33

idk i think its okay he didn't find her attractive. just the way he handled it was immature

caleb_9756 14

Friday 28 November 2014 10:04

Good from a far but far from good.

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 23 November 2014 14:47

If you wanted to meet someone who's not a shallow asshole, then why'd you go to a club in the first place?

stargirl_95 24

Sunday 23 November 2014 15:04

She may not have been going there to meet people. She might just have wanted a fun night out and just happened to see a cute guy who she was interested in

Im2Shy 16

Sunday 23 November 2014 17:52

Most of us girls don't go to a club to meet guys, it's about getting together with our friends and simply dancing our asses off.

hippodankamus 22

Sunday 23 November 2014 14:49

What a prick.

ComoEsJuan 24

Sunday 23 November 2014 14:51

Clubs are filled with two kinds of people: women that want to get laid, and men that want to do the laying. That's it. Clubs are pointless headaches. You're better off trying an online dating site. At least then you can have an up-close picture of yourself...

Ichiya 29

Sunday 23 November 2014 15:03

There are 3 kinds of people. Those who can count and those who can't.

Brandi_Faith 33

Monday 24 November 2014 6:50

9, I don't go to clubs ever, however I would disagree with your comment. All of my girl friends I know like to go as a group just to dance and have fun with each other, they aren't even interested in the men there.