By Anonymous - 16/08/2011 03:31 - United States

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Today, a cute guy in a bar came up to me, and we started chatting. I'm a natural blonde, and he commented on how nice my hair was. He then followed this up with, "Does the carpet match the curtains?" FML
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jswizzle_ 6

Now you have left us all wondering.

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paradiseisland01 0

Men are just plain stupid, no manners,

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Vaginabutter 15

if theres grass on the field, play ball. if not turn her over and play in the mud.

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SoulRider17 3

Hopefully there is no carpet. Don't want to get rug burn.

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lex1256 0

woha that waz kinda weird to ask randomly

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neuf77 1

lol douchebag.. did he drive a Delorian?

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physicist48 0

What difference does it make that you are blonde?

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iwouldliketocomm 0

so? hey wait! maybe if you try you can overreact a bit more

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