Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML
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Majstr
| 23
Congratulations on your sobriety.
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AcidLacedBong
| 5
Very selfish of her.... But congrats on 10 years that's awesome!
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Majstr
| 23
Congratulations on your sobriety.
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tylersign
| 11
Thanks, you too.
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juliushater
| 12
dont just stand there, get your mum a drink !!!1
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Jaxx66
| 21
I think it's great you've been sober. But I'm not really able to imagine a fun party without alcohol :/ sorry.
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Majstr
| 23
I think you have a problem.
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juliushater
| 12
aa meetings is for quiters.
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Mirorbo
| 26
You shouldn't have to have alcohol to have fun.
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
There are a lot of shouldn'ts that are in this world, but all the same I agree
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BrimfullOfAsher
| 20
I hope that someone filmed that. Congrats on ten years and, if you should find yourself tempted to have a drink, then watch the video.
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xoconnie
| 8
haa nice!
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darkch0colate
| 0
I've been sober 16 years..where the hell is my party?!?
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YFDIOP
| 0
... First time I've heard of somebody throwing a party because of that.
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christianmary182
| 0
A party without alcohol is always the better party. And I'm sorry, OP. I know for a fact how sucky it is to see your mom hammered...
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rallets
| 22
a party without alcohol? how?
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Jvr91
| 8
Fuck it I'm on one!
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peete182
| 0
Congrats on ten years of being really dull
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ArgyleTuba
| 0
A party without alcohol? It must have had weed...
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
Alcohol free parties are the best. In my ever so humble opinion it just makes people obnoxious and ruins the vibe. Now anything else they wanna do is their business...
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TheDistance567
| 10
I actually find that really unfortunate.
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Buzzkill +100 xp
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DoubleEdgedBlade
| 4
Awww, dammit! I was about to get that care package containing a skimpy lace bra and a pantie set!
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
? -_^
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
I'd rather just get myself an AC-130 :p
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superangryandy
| 2
I use chopper gunner
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DoubleEdgedBlade
| 4
Reference to past FML...
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AcidLacedBong
| 5
Very selfish of her.... But congrats on 10 years that's awesome!
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lsp
| 0
family aa meeting!
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Mysanitywins
| 10
Talk about irony.
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lindseyluvszac
| 4
Easy enough to fix - mom get the fuck out! (but slightly nicer)
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sxe_beast
| 11
Actually I wouldn't have been any nicer than that. Bitch deserves to get expletives used on her!
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eatsleepjb
| 8
25- your picture makes me want to hurl.
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borkchop1992
| 15
i think its time you followed your mothers footsteps
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perdix
| 29
She's probably celebrating the fact that since you've been off the sauce, there's been more for her!
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
And because of that OP should start celebrating! Her mum will end up in a coma or the ground and will not bother them any more! (plus they'll get some money off the brainless b/mum)
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brodiegee
| 0
loosen up or have a drink. if a person is that full of themselves that they need to bring it to everyones attention that your off the piss your fml should read I seek attention and a boring prick. get over yourself I've been off the piss for two years but no need to sing and dance around you clown! your mother probably thinks your a twit too that's why she has no respect for you.
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bubblekitty
| 1
Gotta love moms.