I'm a Professional Firefighter. My favorite bands are 5 Finger Death Punch, Slipknot, Seether, Bullet for My Valentine, A7X and Black Label Society (Zakk Wylde is a guitar god) I'm in to Crossfit and I fight in charity boxing tournament. I hate it when people complain about how much their life sucks. Guess what, it could always be worse. Suck it up and deal with it.
WHO DAT!
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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The return of the thumb
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Work is a 4-letter word
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I agree, my mouse works.
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One more and it's business time
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