By Anonymous - 16/08/2011 03:31 - United States

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Today, a cute guy in a bar came up to me, and we started chatting. I'm a natural blonde, and he commented on how nice my hair was. He then followed this up with, "Does the carpet match the curtains?" FML
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jswizzle_ 6

Now you have left us all wondering.

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Mitzi_doll 0

well, what'd you expect from a man at a bar?

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a_nutritionist 10

apparently she expected an inebriated prince charming, because bars are where classy people go to find their true love...

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DrJesse 10

16-your comment is probably the most logical comment i've seen on fml.

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leemurcat 5

85 Maybe he was a prince and the bar was his castle :)

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Mitzi_doll 0

yeah, because that's where prince charming lives...in a bar. -_-

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enonymous 8

I prefer my back porch with a small door mat

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EmmyBabe_fml 0

Hopefully you said there isn't any "carpet"...

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a_nutritionist 10

uh...wait...hardwood? so shes a guy? that does put a bit of a twist on things

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05559 1

You remind me of Ke$ha for some reason.

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Rwcrazy 0

For sure, hair both needed down there!

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candylishious765 0

0.0 well did they?

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

Tell him there is no carpet the floor is bare.

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Enslaved 36

See, this is clever saying bare! Why hard wood? Who wants to think of anything being "hard" on a woman down there. (:

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Jacobt24 19

I meant hardwood as a penis when I said it.

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mrdiehler 0

I thought it was the carpet matches the drapes. I guess it's the same thing but sill

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secretkeeper911 4

I was thinking the same thing!

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athena3100 9

That's what I always heard.

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IndianO 0

so fudging bored ... most of my friends are "getting reedy for school"

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LOLtrollzin 3

What does this have to do with anything! Holy shit your a terrible troll

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gyoopiy 0

Tell him you have hardwood.

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AliSama 17

he meant if her pubic hair is blonde. Not all blondes have naturally blonde pubic hair. They can be and are darker. He is a perverted ass.

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AliSama 17

i did not intend to reply to 26... stupid software. I was replying to 30

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