Bobissmall

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About Bobissmall

Totally innocent of those damn hate crime implications O_O

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

My diary is a collector's item

There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Bobissmall's favorite FMLs

ExplosiveDildo tells us more.

Holy shit. I didn't think this would actually get posted! Well, I'm happy after all of the FML's I've posted over the years, this one got chosen