Quiet life

By Anonymous - 10/12/2024 11:00

Today, my parents told me that unless I think about my behaviour and make some real changes, people are going to think I’m weird or suspicious, and I’ll never make friends. This is because I choose to attend church on Sundays instead of watching TV and getting drunk. FML
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incognitho 2

continue being set apart. your enemies will be in your own household Jesus said. you will be persecuted for his name sake. pray the Lord gives them eyes to see because they are of the world and blinded right now

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Yudith 25

You should bring your church friends home for a nice evening of hymn chanting and herbal tea, just to show your parents that you do have friends. Don't forget the church pamphlets; you don't want your parents to mistake your church for one of those sects, do you?

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GoogieWithers 23

Did they tell you that was the reason?

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JasonThorn 20

I'd respond with, "The people thinking going to church on Sundays is suspicious and won't want to be my friends sound like people I probably shouldn't be around anyway. So, it is not a BUG, it's a FEATURE."

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Yudith 25

You should bring your church friends home for a nice evening of hymn chanting and herbal tea, just to show your parents that you do have friends. Don't forget the church pamphlets; you don't want your parents to mistake your church for one of those sects, do you?

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incognitho 2

continue being set apart. your enemies will be in your own household Jesus said. you will be persecuted for his name sake. pray the Lord gives them eyes to see because they are of the world and blinded right now

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BurnInDemonFire 35

I'm 100% certain this sentence started out in Aramaic, and was then translated into Elvish, Dothraki, Romulan, Klingon, Cybertronian, Hylian, ancient Egyptian Hieroglyphics, Morse code, Alienese, and then finally into broken English.

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