By Anonymous - 16/08/2011 03:31 - United States

Spicy
Today, a cute guy in a bar came up to me, and we started chatting. I'm a natural blonde, and he commented on how nice my hair was. He then followed this up with, "Does the carpet match the curtains?" FML
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jswizzle_ 6

Now you have left us all wondering.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Dammit, I'm curious so I'll bite. What are you talking about? What do 7-year olds have to do with anything?

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threeminutesfrom 0

Stupid guy it's drapes lol

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spartan522114 0

It's a phrase broseph, everyone knows it, he messed it up.

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sicnesses 6

You should have said, I don't have carpet ... I have hardwood

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juturnaamo 29

Carpet? What does he think you are, a hobbit?

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mr_crabs 0

You told him.... didn't you...? miss natural blonde

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Enigmax2514 7

Rule no. 274 of pick up lines rule: always compliment targets Rule no. 275: do not overdo it or they might think that u are either a psychopath, desperate undersexed guy or have a weird obsessive fetish Rule no. 276: if you did it, try to change subjects SUBTLY

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DrFuzzyNuts 0

take that as a complement you said he was cute and he obviously wanted in your pants so stop complaining

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Egnar 19

Have you considered that he may be an interior decorator or Feng Shui master? GOD!. . .Women always thinking about sex!

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loserman67 35

I know it's been asked already, but does it? Or do you have a hardwood floor?

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