Miscellaneous: Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall.... - FML

By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By CODgirl102 - 16/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Palm Bay

Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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Public surprise

By Pants-Girl - 24/11/2019 08:00 - Canada

Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2015 14:43 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

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Quick thinking

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 12:00

Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2012 23:33 - France

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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John Tucker would've known what to do.

By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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Top comments

davidhasmorefun 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:26

pantsing still happens? I wouldve said **** it and did the helicopter

kinkinhood 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:25

Must've given quite a breeze being in Ohio.

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slaveowner190461 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:19

first

Secret_Fire_King 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:51

God invented belts for a reason ;-)

chipmunk95 0

Monday 18 January 2010 7:20

@op I hope you shaved O.o

alexis1997 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:38

#109 LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

TryToBeKind 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 5:19

#73, when people say "God invented ..." or "God made", I have always imagined the Sorceror's Apprentice (with Mickey Mouse) when he stretches his arms out. That has always stuck with me. Apparently I see God as a cartoon character. But guess you couldn't pants anyone who wears a robe, lol

JinxSNC 0

Friday 16 July 2010 8:37

Hopefully your vag wasn't a forest.

mayumm 0

Monday 26 July 2010 2:39

hahahahaha

Rawr100 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 21:06

and thats how the cookie crumbles

123e3 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:20

kinky! ;)

deeds184 0

Tuesday 13 April 2010 5:37

Haley Joel osmitt

lottaluv 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:24

haas!!! butch

kinkinhood 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:25

Must've given quite a breeze being in Ohio.

esmsr 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:26

are you into the whole yeast infection scenerio? ...WEAR SOME DAMN UNDERWEAR !!

davidhasmorefun 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:26

pantsing still happens? I wouldve said **** it and did the helicopter

WVJimbo 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:29

What's the helicopter? Pulling up the shirt or something? (Sorry, I've never heard of it LOL)

area51avenger 0

Monday 18 January 2010 3:43

its a dance that only a man can do while his pants are off

humorizer 14

Monday 18 January 2010 3:46

Hahaha.... nice.

Crasken 0

Monday 18 January 2010 6:57

this was written by a woman...FAIL though the idea of helicopter-ing is pretty funny

Veritas143 0

Monday 18 January 2010 7:42

He was saying if it was him he would have helicoptered..therefore his comment is valid and not a failure

Crasken 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 7:07

o shi- I guess that's true, but still, I don't think that he realized the OP is a man...

PayneTrain585 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 3:10

the OP is a woman its says on the FML

saranottelling 7

Monday 18 January 2010 2:28

Why would you not wear underwear to the mall? I hope you look like a woman so nobody has to come on this website and say: Today, I was at the mall talking to this really nice guy I just met. Out of nowhere, his friends decided to de-pants him. I looked down and saw "he" was a she. FML.

mistershlong 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:30

this is how massive orgies start

awesome576 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:31

wow I wanna see that hahaha

quietlytearful 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:32

why?....

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